I could use some drugs

[girlsmiley]

I don't have any drugs, but I have an amusing story and a question. On Saturday, I was going to my friend's house to hang out and I knew there would be something associated with kids or moving stuff that would require placing my hair in a ponytail holder. So I put an elastic hairband on my wrist as I was getting ready at my vanity. I got dressed in a hurry and went to her house. When I felt I needed to put my mass of hair up on my head, I went to pull the hairband from my wrist and it was not there. I remember thinking how weird that was. Hours pass and I am eating dinner with my sister and her daughter and I feel this massive itching on my ankle. I reach down and itch and I feel my hairband. How it got from my wrist to my ankle, I never will know for sure, but I suspect it was while I rolled on my socks somehow. What's your theory?

Dude.

Aliens. Just saying.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I think it was http://www.potentialsunlimited.com that had a program to put you into a altered state,all legal like,they have subliminal & hypnosis tapes,one is called freedom from drugs...you are getting sleepy...just relax...relax all the muscles in your body... you will respond to my commands,sleep...sleep...sleep...whenever you feel the need to be high,you will automatically feel high,without the need for drugs,& after counting to 3 ,you will awaken full of vim ,vigor,& vitality,1...2...3... wide awake...

Ive been thru about 6 grand of such tapes thru various companies over the yrs for personal enrichment...

What works for addictions is a technique we call anchor collisions. Its like an old fashioned train wreck.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I love to administer drugs to my patients, especially morphine and fentanyl. I love to watch the heart rate and blood pressure go down as the pain travels from 10/10 to 2/10.