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I cannot confirm or deny that most gym clothes can be used for pajamas, but most pajamas can’t be used for gym clothes
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the whole thing is rather laissez faire than anything else.
 
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I cannot confirm or deny that penicillin is ineffective for treating congenital stupid.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that anyone who is hanging by a thread watching the NFL draft needs to wake the fuck up, get out much more often, and get a damn life. #IDoNotWatchWrestlingEither. :D

I also cannot confirm or deny that was a bit harsh, but not wrong either.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that silence is golden, but heavy duty duct tape is definitely silver.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I've been asked if I was famous and I replied the way only famous people do, by propping my sunglasses and scurrying away.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I find this hilarious, and I think I might make some money selling popcorn!
 
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