I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that life would be better if I did not live at home with my parents.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that she was totally believable recounting his bad boy spanking.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am not the prodigal son but that I am returning.
 
I cannot confirm of deny that if pigs started flying theres going to be alot of people doing stupid things
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I still remember most of the Morse code. Da, Da, Dit, Dit
 
I cannot confirm or deny that cannilbalism can solve both overpopulation and world hunger.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
 
I cannot confirm or deny that posting a comment with the hope that strangers will like it and laugh is like standup comedy, but sitting down, and behind a screen, and having an easy exit if it bombs
 
I cannot confirm or deny that having a breathalyzer on your computer to prevent you accessing certain social media sites wouldn’t be a bad idea.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that there may be a couple fingers of rum in this Coke.

Don't judge. It's my Friday today. ;)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm going to burn copious amounts of sage in this thread and draw a line of salt by the door.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that i have discovered a new...very fucking hot...kink.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I've read the Pseudomonarchia Daemonum and even those entities seemed more honorable and less insidious than parasitic lifeforms which have clearly escaped the lowest of the Hellish circles.
 
I cannot confirm or deny...impregnation...perhaps forced? But not with me of course...;)

Well its new to me...

I cannot confirm or deny that I am now thinking of the sequel potential for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito and Junior 2.
 
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