I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny I was marching with hundreds of thousands of others today for our children’s lives.

I cannot confirm or deny that you probably just made their lives more endangered by that one simple act, when what is really needed is more guns to protect them.
 
I cannot confirm or deny the Ignore List is the best moron removal tool available.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm a Doctor, or that I play one on tv.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I talk to my car when I drive it and I call him KITT.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the most supernatural thing on Scooby-Doo was the talking dog
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Im sitting here eating a box of M&M's instead of folding clothes like I'm suppose to do.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that you don’t know how powerful your jaws are until you try to break an M&M with your fingers
 
I cannot confirm or deny that he made me cum like a fucking freight train.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that a judge could sentence you to death while wearing Hello Kitty pajamas under their robe and you would never know.
 
I cannot confirm or deny someone living on Pennsylvania Avenue likes to be spanked
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it was Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that instead of calling it the skin flute, Im gonna start calling it the goo kazoo
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my solution to everything is to move under the sea.
 
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