I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that I once scored four touchdowns in a single game.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that porn is the only industry where having sex with your coworkers is encouraged
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I put black walnut flavoring in my brownies to make them taste better.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am having a good day even if it is raining for the seventh straight day!
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have a head cold and need chicken soup

*pulls my pot out from the cabinet* the key to a good soup is simmering them bones... but I have another secret ingredient that even makes my mom ask for my soup when she's sick. :rolleyes:

I hope you feel better soon.
 
*pulls my pot out from the cabinet* the key to a good soup is simmering them bones... but I have another secret ingredient that even makes my mom ask for my soup when she's sick. :rolleyes:

I hope you feel better soon.

Thank you....I want the soup and the secret ingredient please
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I ate two chocolate pudding cups for dinner tonight
 
I cannot confirm or deny I just added someone to my IGNORE list because I have zero tolerance.
 
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