I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that a pelican winked at me this afternoon
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Elvis is still in the building.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the first fart in a relationship is a much more significant milestone than the first kiss.
 
I cannot confirm or deny, if you have a date in Constantinople, she will be waiting in Istanbul.
 
I cannot confirm or deny, if you have a date in Constantinople, she will be waiting in Istanbul.

I cannot confirm or deny that your date will be late because she'll get lost in Byzantium.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm craving some Turkish delights.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my stomach might be rumbling.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that that made me laugh. And cough.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Archimedes' constant doesn’t apply to a pizza pie. Or does it?
 
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