I cannot confirm or deny that...

[HBergeron]

ICCOD that right now, somebody somewhere is working on a cartoon entitled
"Tanning Booth Raccoon Eyes meets Little Rocket Man."

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Michael Myers always walks because he doesn't want to risk hurting himself by running with a knife.

 

[EyeStruggle]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am Batman, but, you have never seen me or Batman in a room at the same time...

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Bugs Bunny calling Elmer Fudd "nimrod" and people thinking it meant "idiot" was probably the biggest whoooosh in history

 

[bunny4med]

I cannot confirm or deny that Trix are for kids.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I cannot confirm or deny my gut, so I'm going to act as if I can confirm.

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

I cannot confirm or deny that the last time I had sex was April 10th, 1995.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that if semen glows under UV light, a penis ejaculating under a blacklight would look like a laser cannon.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I cannot confirm or deny that I remember exactly what I came in here to confirm or deny!

 

[BlackCashmere]

I cannot confirm or deny that I love Dragons...

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I cannot confirm or deny how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

 

[JerseyJade]

I cannot confirm or deny that I saw Jack and Jill go up the hill.

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

I cannot confirm or deny that instant oatmeal can be eaten without being microwaved or poured a hot water.

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am typing this 15 feet underwater on a totally waterproof laptop.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that Scooby Doo always taught us that the real monsters were humans.

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

I cannot confirm or deny that Scooby Doo always taught us that the real monsters were humans.

I cannot confirm or deny that I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!

 

[Taegul]

I cannot confirm or deny that if the internet was as popular and widespread 30 years ago as it is today, Pee-wee Herman would never have been disgraced in an adult theater and he'd still be a big star today.

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny that my faith in the justice system is just a tad elevated today.

 

[HBergeron]

ICCOD I am starting to get somewhat impressed. (Talking about a non-Lit person)

 

[Jada59]

I can not confirm or deny that we are having four kinds of vegetables for dinner.

 

[Taegul]

I can not confirm or deny that I am dreading the end of this month.

 

[HBergeron]

ICCOD that I'm filing an age discrimination lawsuit against 'Trix'. Who the fuck are they to say who should eat their cereal?

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

I cannot confirm nor deny that I am too lazy today to play games.

 

[emsway]

I cannot confirm or deny that I’m starting to get cranky.

 

[Pantyboy74]

I cannot deny that I don't want to get out of bed today.