"I believe you have my stapler."

[shereads]

For Milton and Vella, a tribute to the coveted red Swingline stapler, EPCOT and geekdom.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7/action/21099df/

 

[Guest]

im verklempt. choked up even...
thank you sher for the wonderful pornographic piccies of people using the swingline.
do you even want to know what we've been doing with your stapler?
i thought not. *grin*

 

[minsue]

. .

 

[lucky-E-leven]

. .

You would say that.

You're sick.

SICK! Ya hear me?

 

[minsue]

You would say that.

You're sick.

SICK! Ya hear me?

Yup.

 

[Guest]

Yup.

its part of why we love you so much..
now grin and bare it baby...*drool*

 

[erise]

Oh great, a god damn office supply is having more fun than I am.

 

[Dar~]

I love that movie!!! The pics were great. Thanks for a laugh first thing in my morning.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh great, a god damn office supply is having more fun than I am.

*beware of the cheese*

You could try to be more fasten-ating.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I hate staplers on the freeway,

They don’t merge, they merely attach themselves to the traffic flow.

 

[Guest]

They are such a basic need.

You could say they are a staple of the office.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

At least their staple diet is a diet of staples.

 

[Guest]

Do Swinglines swing? If so, with what?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Do Swinglines swing? If so, with what?

Loose leaf paper, what else?

 

[Guest]

Loose leaf paper, what else?

Swingline -- > staple gun

Is that similar relationship as the 18 year old private school girl, and the 50 year old bearded, biker?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Wheee!

For any desk stapler, a night out with a Black & Decker X72012 Powershot Stapler - Nailgun would be like a dirty weekend on the pillion seat behind a member of Hell’s Angels.

 

[Guest]

Wheee!

For any desk stapler, a night out with a Black & Decker X72012 Powershot Stapler - Nailgun would be like a dirty weekend on the pillion seat behind a member of Hell’s Angels.

VB, if we keep this up, they are going to staple our fingers together so we can't type.

That being said, is a staple remover the angel of death in the Swingline world?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . is a staple remover the angel of death in the Swingline world?

In the Swingline World, staple removers are more like levonorgestrel, or "The Morning After" pill.


PS: I had to look up the correct spelling of "levonorgestrel" and found it under the heading "Migraine Prevention."

 

[Guest]

in this case, i believe super glue would be more appropriate.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

in this case, i believe super glue would be more appropriate.

What? As a staple remover, or as Migraine Prevention?

 

[Guest]

This just in

The Swingline is believed to be vacationing in the company of an older man.

http://hg.travelocity.com.edgesuite.net/i/gnome_store/gnome_143x209.gif

 

[shereads]

Bumped and then stapled.

 

[minsue]

Bumped and then stapled.

Sadist.

 

[Guest]

Sadist.

i say masochist, but im slightly skewed.

word ass-ociation, anyone?

 

[Brinnie]

omfg,