I believe…. 🤔

[Taegul]

I believe that using sandpaper spares us all from an endless toilet paper controversy.

 

[HollyS]

9 isn’t prime though

Too true! LOL

My goof - Cat mentioned prime numbers before, so I assumed that was what she was doing. Didn't even think about it.

For a smart girl, I can be a very dumb blonde sometimes. SMH

 

[HollyS]

I believe that using sandpaper spares us all from an endless toilet paper controversy.

And introduces us to the ER vs Urgent Care controversy?!?

 

[BrendaBear]

I believe, that since someone said "knock on wood" in a few posts, I'm going to have that song from Sam and Dave going through my head all morning until I actually listen to it and free myself.

Edit: It was Eddie Floyd, not Sam And Dave... I'm so ashamed of me now!

 

[Cat]

Yes! Your prime numbers can help counteract jinxes!

Prime numbers are genial.

Not only are they calming and pretty, there is something so elegant about them.
But, they definitely counteract jinxes.

Although, 7-9-13...

Well, 9 is 3 times 3. So some kind of magic beauty does it have. And triangles and pyramids are stupidly strong structures..

Okay, I am rambling.. I promise, I am not always totally weird! Just, do not create any mess, I like tidiness.

Okay, this is going to sound completely mental (and maybe I am). But years ago, I read that my spirit animal was a Raven. I don't know birds, I could not tell you the difference of a raven and a crow... so to me it is just big black birds. My dopey belief is, I very rarely ever see large black birds and when I do, I consider it a sign that something in my life is going to be changing... usually a big thing, and usually for the better. It is a good sign for me.

*** Hey, I can hear that snickering from here!! Okay, yeah... totally fair... ***

Hehe, one of the reasons why I have a big raven tattoo.

9 isn’t prime though

But.. it is 3 times 3

333
333
333

Beauty and symmetry!

..... Oh.... Dinner time, no more rambling...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Prime numbers are genial.

Not only are they calming and pretty, there is something so elegant about them.
But, they definitely counteract jinxes.

Although, 7-9-13...

Well, 9 is 3 times 3. So some kind of magic beauty does it have. And triangles and pyramids are stupidly strong structures..

Okay, I am rambling.. I promise, I am not always totally weird! Just, do not create any mess, I like tidiness.



Hehe, one of the reasons why I have a big raven tattoo.



But.. it is 3 times 3

333
333
333

Beauty and symmetry!

..... Oh.... Dinner time, no more rambling...

I’m always here for magical rambling!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Under the roll makes more sense - engineer here

https://preview.redd.it/akb8urme7wz81.png?auto=webp&s=8904ce10bc49ecd8624606d49a6186003b62390e

 

[deft]

I believe that doing things in prime numbers.. ehmm.. makes me happy?

And, that the toilet paper goes over the roll - I do not want to touch the wall or scrape my knuckles.
Also, but of course there is a right way to load the dishwasher, as there is to stacking the clean dishes and drinking glasses.

..... I suddenly feel the need to refold my laundry..

This

 

[BrendaBear]

Hehe, one of the reasons why I have a big raven tattoo.

Oh... that's a really good idea! I don't have any tattoos.. but kind of thinking about maybe... possibly.. getting one..

 

[cheekygirl75]

Under the roll makes more sense - engineer here

No, it doesn’t. I am also an engineer.

(And I am a smartass, so please do not take me seriously)

My father is also an engineer and he definitely thinks over the roll is right! Like , he’ll switch it if someone does it the other way

 

[Noor]

I believe that lies hurt both the people being lied to as well as the one telling them. Some people convince themselves that they are being kind by lying, but they do much more damage when the truth comes out.
A person who continually lies is continually damaged by every additional lie.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Oh... that's a really good idea! I don't have any tattoos.. but kind of thinking about maybe... possibly.. getting one..

I believe @BrendaBear should get a tattoo!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yes… and I have considered that (I have 3 cats)… but they have never played with the toilet paper anyway.

I only had one cat that did and he used to shred the hell out of it

 

[Artfan2]

https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/7-9-13_(talemåde)

We do not say "knock on wood" - but we knock under the table.. and if we do not have a table, we would knock on some wood, while saying those numbers.

https://voca.ro/13v4Y0774p6o

I believe that regardless of how you handle the toilet paper roll, please don't be too hard on the wood.

 

[Noor]

Prime numbers are genial.

Not only are they calming and pretty, there is something so elegant about them.
But, they definitely counteract jinxes.

Although, 7-9-13...

Well, 9 is 3 times 3. So some kind of magic beauty does it have. And triangles and pyramids are stupidly strong structures..

Okay, I am rambling.. I promise, I am not always totally weird! Just, do not create any mess, I like tidiness.



Hehe, one of the reasons why I have a big raven tattoo.



But.. it is 3 times 3

333
333
333

Beauty and symmetry!

..... Oh.... Dinner time, no more rambling...

I’ve always liked my prime number years esp 17 and 43.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I believe that being kind is the right thing to do, but will not yield any benefits.

I believe life is not fair

 

[Peter_Out]

So under takes the weight of the roll. Less strain on the holder and more control. And the roll will never ‘unwind’ if from under.

Failing that, just a licked finger (for number ones, obviously)

I agree, but for different reasons. If you pull some sheets off the roll and then use them, consider which face is coming into contact with your... affected area. In my view you want the face that was the "inner" face of the roll to do so, to be sure it hasn't picked up anything from the wall. Might depend whether you take the paper from your left or right, of course.

 

[BrendaBear]

I believe that being kind is the right thing to do,

I totally agree with this..

but will not yield any benefits.

I believe it does yield benefits, just not the way we would think so. It is good for our soul - and we can’t always recognize that.

I believe life is not fair

I totally agree. It is not fair, but considering how subjective “fair” is, how could it be? We all have our challenges to deal with, and they are unique to each of us. That is just how life is. How we deal with these challenges is where we shine.

 

[satanicbubblegum]

No, it doesn’t. I am also an engineer.

(And I am a smartass, so please do not take me seriously)

I agree! top makes more sense because it just...makes more sense?

 

[Apisto42]

So under takes the weight of the roll. Less strain on the holder and more control. And the roll will never ‘unwind’ if from under.

Yeah, but what kind of holder are you using that you have to worry about the strain of a roll? A lettuce wrap?

Failing that, just a licked finger (for number ones, obviously)

As a non-engineer I don’t understand this sentence.

 

[Foxed]

Yeah, but what kind of holder are you using that you have to worry about the strain of a roll? A lettuce wrap?

As a non-engineer I don’t understand this sentence.

The sort of holder that this, not very good, engineer fitted with the wrong size screws.

 

[Apisto42]

The sort of holder that this, not very good, engineer fitted with the wrong size screws.

I believe that if you used the wrong screws the first time, you should buy bigger screws and fix it. YMMV.

Or, rip out the dry wall, put new drywall up, paint (or wallpaper if you’re insane), and buy a standing tp holder.

 

[Foxed]

Yeah, but what kind of holder are you using that you have to worry about the strain of a roll? A lettuce wrap?

As a non-engineer I don’t understand this sentence.

Ps A licked finger is a bit like the female equivalent of a male shake

 

[CuriousRick]

I believe that people who stop in the merge lane should loose their licenses!

 

[Apisto42]

Ps A licked finger is a bit like the female equivalent of a male shake

I don’t believe you’re an engineer. Having a son that is one, a grandfather, and two uncles as well that were engineers, I fully expected a CAD diagram illustrating the process.

Also, a digression on how I’ve been doing it wrong.