I am your ultimate fantasy

KillerMuffin

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Okay, so maybe your ultimate fantasy involving me has something to do with a nasty single car wreck on a long and curvy road late at ngith, but still.

All right!!!!! If I were your ultimate fantasy, what would I look like? What kind of plumbing would I have? An innie peepee or an outtie peepee? Headlights? Chrome accessories? Hair color, length? We're talking the, damn, I wanna cum but I got about three minutes before someone bugs me, so I'd better get out my ultimate fantasy... What's s/he like?
 
You would be a fantasy of mine. Really, you would. There are lots of Barbie types out there with nothing holding them up. You on the other hand have moxie.

You would be a fun challenge. :)
 
KillerMuffin said:
If I were your ultimate fantasy, what would I look like? What kind of plumbing would I have? An innie peepee or an outtie peepee? Headlights? Chrome accessories? Hair color, length? ... What's s/he like?


If you were my ultimate fantasy...

You'd be a bit over 6 ft. tall and have a body like Bob Peale's avitar.

You'd have thick black hair, gorgeous, expressive eyes in either dark brown or light blue (can't decide which) and an exotic look - perhaps a bit of Asian or Italian in your features.

You'd have lips that are full and soft/firm, and you'd know how to use 'em.

Your hands would be large - long fingers, beautifully formed, with well-groomed (but not prissy) nails.

You'd have a scent that was unmistakeably you - a cologne, an aftershave, whatever, but a scent that would drive me wild just being near you.

You'd be on the quiet side in public, but in private, you'd open up and we could talk for hours. Your voice would be strong and low, confidence would exude from it, and it would also have a playful tinge to it - you would find it easy to laugh. You might have some type of a slight accent - just a little hint of one, that makes you seem even more special and exotic.

You would be very sensual, extremely responsive to my touch - reacting physically, verbally, and with all sorts of low, moaning, sexy sounds that would stoke my fire even more than the sensation of touching you did already.

I could go on, but um, I'll stop there - I'm sure I gave you more than you were looking for anyway!

;)
 
Yum....


I would only change one thing. I want a guy with dark green eyes.


Gilly Bean


:p
 
THAT'S EASY....I USED TO WORK WITH MY FANTASY WOMAN

If Killer Muffin was my ultimate fantasy woman, she would be:

-about 5'2
-Latina w/strong accent
-Long dark wavy hair down to the final itch of her back
-olive complexion skin
-big brown eyes
-cute, full pouting lips
-pierced tongue (optional but not mandatory)
-beautiful smile
-perky 36C breasts
-flat stomach w/belly ring
-curvy hips and round butt
-tight, fine legs (like that of a gymnist)
-sexy walk

All n all, a woman who looks great in ANYTHING that she wears.
 
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This is actually Salma Hayek, but everytime I see this pic I think of my former coworker. She looked just like this:
 
Ewan's teeth aren't BAD! I actually love his smile. It warms my heart. Besides, you can't blame him for being a filthy Scotsman! ;)

I think Ewan has to be the most versitile actor on the planet right now, but to my knowledge he is only doing Starwars currently.
Is this an indication that he has become a filthy RICH Scotsman?
I don't know, and don't care.... I just love his smile.
 
I would gladly allow any bad habits or bad teeth he might have to intrude upon my body. ;)


Gilly Bean

:p

PS... if you look close.. that girl he's bout to kiss... it's me... really it is.

What, you don't believe me????
 
lavender:
[*]About 6'3"


*Watches that dream dash, screaming out the door*
It's always possible that I'll gain a foot in the next couple on months.
 
GuyJD said:
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*grin*

Yep, that about covers my whole list.

Looks don't mean a hell of a lot to me. I would likely find any gorgeous God-like man extremely intimidating. Pretty to look at, impossible to hold. My fantasy does not include being struck dumb with awe. (LOL)
 
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