I am very hard right now!

[Liontamr]

Actually I'm not, but...

HA!! I made you look!!





*hangs head* Sorry.. I don't know what came over me to post that.

Although, if it makes you feel any better I will admit to being stiff...

From hockey earlier tonight of course.

 

[kjtatts]

goddammit

*looks anyway*

 

[KillerMuffin]

I just adore hockey players.

 

[cymbidia]

Fuck hockey players.
And not in the fun way, either.

 

[roxanne69]

get me all excited for nothing grrrrr

 

[KillerMuffin]

Not all hockey players are alike, darlin. In fact, very few of them are total assholes. Well, the amateur ones are generally really cool.

 

[roxanne69]

I agree with KM. I have known quite a few pro and amateur hockey players and the majority were really nice guys.

Fuck hockey players...yes! In the most fun way lol I love em. Big thighs, big butts..good balance...mmmm yummy!

 

[cymbidia]

Okay.
Fuck that one i'm thinking of.
You know the one, Muff.

And NOT in a good way.

 

[Silverlily]

Fuck that one i'm thinking of.
You know the one, Muff.

And NOT in a good way.

How about in the barbed wire butt plug way?

 

[cymbidia]

YES!



*You* know the former pro hockey player i'm referring to, too, babykins.

Only...barbed wire?
He might like that too much.
All those sharp pointy things...

 

[Silverlily]

Only...barbed wire?
He might like that too much.
All those sharp pointy things...

Ok, how about the butt plug that isn't really a butt plug, but rather a large, greasy guy named Bubba who's looking for a new bitch?




I'm betting no one is hard now

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm betting no one is hard now

wrong.

 

[Silverlily]

wrong.

Who's fault is that?


you can't hijack this thread, it's already been hijacked

 

[HeavyStick]

.

 

[J.B.]

tease!

 

[Liontamr]

Not all hockey players are alike, darlin. In fact, very few of them are total assholes. Well, the amateur ones are generally really cool.

And trust me, I'm about as amateur a hockey player as one can get.

 

[Liontamr]

tease!

Had ya going there for a moment didn't I?

 

[J.B.]

yup.



















tease!

 

[UnseenChagrin]

*mutters* I can't believe I fell for that!

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Your not the only one....

 

[Liontamr]

Damn.. now I feel guilty for baiting women with the false impression that I was in fact "hard"

Not that I am gonna post pics or anything (been there.. done that..) but I thought it might help if people did know I had a twinge of guilt now lingering...

 

[J.B.]

yeah, sure, how're you planning to make it up to us?

 

[Liontamr]

I don't know JB.. what do you propose?

 

[J.B.]

I must think....

 

[UnseenChagrin]

Damn.. now I feel guilty for baiting women with the false impression that I was in fact "hard"

Not that I am gonna post pics or anything (been there.. done that..) but I thought it might help if people did know I had a twinge of guilt now lingering...

You so owe us...