I am taking a flight, but...

[parodyluvr75]

I will not get on the plane if they are showing Snakes on a Plane. Why?? Because I'm afraid of snakes and actual snakes on a plane would make me want to jump out of the plane with or without a parachute. I'm morally opposed to jumping out of a perfectly good plane unless there are snakes.

parodyluvr

 

[blobfish]

You are such a skink!

But I like it.

 

[hobbit.]

I will not get on the plane if they are showing Snakes on a Plane. Why?? Because I'm afraid of snakes and actual snakes on a plane would make me want to jump out of the plane with or without a parachute. I'm morally opposed to jumping out of a perfectly good plane unless there are snakes.

parodyluvr

what about rabid islamist hijackers? or a female pilot?

 

[parodyluvr75]

WTF is a skink?
Or did you misspell skunk, again?

Rabid men never scare me and females know how to ask for directions.

 

[blobfish]

 

[hobbit.]

That'd look cool in lipstick.

 

[blobfish]

That'd look cool in lipstick.

It really would!

 

[Wings]

There are snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

 

[blobfish]

There are snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

"I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"

Know your meme!

 

[parodyluvr75]

There are snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

Where?

"I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"

Know your meme!

She beat you to the meme, deal.

Is the reptile going to be your new avatar? That tongue is almost neon.

 

[hobbit.]

It really would!

with a touch of blusher to bring its cheek bones out and a hint of eye liner.

 

[Wings]

"I'm tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!"

Know your meme!

It needed a trench coat flap too.