I am sorry letter

[Canadian girl]

Dear American,

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United
States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for
that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice
of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron
shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like
you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better
than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse
would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice
you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but
we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against
a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it
took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that
was different.... everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in that passive-aggressive kind of way that's really
a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over
this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you. - A Canadian Friend

 

[mettalrokker]

Wow, that was hash, to say the least. Pissed off about something?

 

[Canadian girl]

Nope just an apology!

 

[Ms.M]

Dear American,

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United
States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for
that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice
of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron
shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like
you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better
than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse
would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice
you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but
we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against
a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it
took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that
was different.... everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in that passive-aggressive kind of way that's really
a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over
this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you. - A Canadian Friend

This is at least the 3rd time I have read this............

And I believe it was the British who burned down the white house in the war of 1812...not a half dozen fur traders from Quebec.....

but thanks for the thought behind it

 

[Canadian girl]

Re: Re: I am sorry letter

And I believe it was the British who burned down the white house in the war of 1812...not a half dozen fur traders from Quebec.....

We were part of the British empire at the time of the attack so yes it was us!

 

[Ms.M]

Re: Re: Re: I am sorry letter

We were part of the British empire at the time of the attack so yes it was us!

Yes I know that Canadian girl.....that is why i said it was the British who burned it down...but not to worry.. I am sure everyone had fun booting the British Empire out of the states for the second time...