I am sooo tempted

[Patryn]

to go to Adult Friend Finder and put out an ad for casual sex. I don't think I'd ever have near enough chutzpah to actually carry it out, but being as sex starved as I am, the thought has crossed my mind. I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm not even looking for a "fuck buddy". I'm just looking for sex outside the realm of my own hand.

There's of course a few points keeping me from doing it, not the least of which are:

-Stalkers and mass murderers
-Really ugly guys who say they look like Brad Pitt, even though I don't find him attractive

My question is has anyone ever answered or placed a sex ad on the net? Or would you?

 

[Bobtoad777]

i posted and have had answers and have been stalked by two psycho women.

check out my picture and let me know if i meet the look cryteria

 

[Naked Hunny]

Patryn dont listen to him!! You are way too good for him!!! Besides shhh i gots a secret!!! Mr. Toad is a Virgin!! OH OH!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Secrets are for the rumor topic Naked Hunny, besides if she went over to the personals and looked at mine i am sure she could read that I told I I was a virgin.

p.s. looking for a good woman to train me. deborah need not apply

 

[Naked Hunny]

Why not Deborah shell break you nice and good!!! You sound like you need it!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

debby just sounds like one mean ole nasty d.o.b. {daughter of a bitch} but the ways she wield that strap she could be a S.o.b as well

 

[Naked Hunny]

Dont mess with Deborah or you could end up like Flagg!! Besides you sound like a bitch in need of some good obedience training!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

if you keep that up i am going to touch with out asking naked hunny http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smileysex5.gif

 

[Naked Hunny]

If you touch me without asking you wont have to worry about Deborahs 16 Inch strap on up your ass because ill be shoving my shotgun up your ass!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

No fighting in the peanut gallery

All right you two, knock it off.

Bob, dinna be touchin my hunny without asking. It's rude.

Hunny, give me my shotgun back, it's still loaded for bear dammit. Please tell me you didn't file the serial number off!!! oooOOOOoooooooooo IT'S A KRAGOFF DAMMIT!!!!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

dammit hunny you making me break the rules you flamed me for breaking last week

bbs isnt a chat room, section 3 paragraoh d subsection qr5

 

[Patryn]

Well there goes my thead. And virgins need not apply. I don't need...whatta call 'em again? Those British soldiers. Oh NOW I remember!! Minutemen!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Awww poor baby but you started it!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

last word here from me, i started by posting to the original topic of this thread and i will conclude by answering it


last year i was getting desprite for sex being a virgin and all and placed an online ad, i had 2 women answer both were psychotic and stalked me, until i faked a wedding and honey moon to make them loos interest

case closed go for it post an add just be very vague with your location, unlike me who posted exactly where i lived

hope that that helps

 

[Gingersnap]

Bobtoad do not be disrespectful to Deborah. You might cause me to go pyschotic and then I would have to stalk you.

 

[Bobtoad777]

oh gingersanp really you shouldnt really

its a nice thought and all but a stalker a year is really all i can handle

Deborah my sincerest heart felt apologies to you and the strap on I did not mean you any harm or character defamation

 

[lethal_heartbreaker]

I never would answer a sex ad. you never know who the other person is. I find that you have to be attracted to them not only by mentally but by looks.
And as for the comment on Brad Pitt. Bite your tounge! hes a out and out babe.

 

[Patryn]

And as for the comment on Brad Pitt. Bite your tounge! hes a out and out babe.

That seems to be a common opinion, so I won't get into a debate. I'll only say "To each, their own."

"So you're Brad Pitt? That don't impress me much". Okay, I'm done now.

I know what you mean, though. I don't think I ever would place a sex ad, but I've entertained the thought.



[Edited by Patryn on 08-26-2000 at 10:55 PM]

 

[*Eve*]

Patryn, there's nothing wrong with posting your ad because you never know, you could meet mr. wonderful but just be safe about it. When you meet that person, just make sure it's in a public place, and never give out your address and personal info such as last name and such until at least the third date.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Your concerns...

Are very valid - this is why you need a male partner - not necessarily a lover/partner - (and not necessarily male) but you need "muscle." I play that role in our AFF forays - my wife calls all the shots and I implement them, stop them or start them. Protection, safety - a must at that game.

 

[morgainefairy]

I have thought....

...of placing an ad as well, but couldn't for the same reasons. I would go to maybe a swingers one.
Still I have fears surrounding the whole issue.

I agree with Eve, but do 'Mr. Wonferfuls' really place ads on places like that? I am hesitant to believe it to be so.

p.s. Bread Pitt is not my type either. Blah!

 

[Cheri]

I say go for it girl! As long as you are careful about your safety, why shouldn't you. If you meet a guy and he turns out to be a toad (lol...no offense Bob), say goodbye and have a nice life and move on. Besides with an ad, you should be able to list enough preferences so that the guys who answer will already be what you want...as compared to dudes who IM or just chat with ya.
Life is to short to let fear stand in your way...happiness could be waiting for you.

 

[Patryn]

But I don't want happiness. I want sex. Hmm, that would make me happy though.

 

[Cheri]

But I don't want happiness. I want sex. Hmm, that would make me happy though.

Exactly my point! Besides I bet it would be most men's fantasies to find a woman who just wants to screw their brains out and send then back where ever they came from.