I am running for President as a Hedonist

[SINthysist]

It's my party.

Give me all your money and I promise more sex.

Yeah, you'll be fawked all right...

 

[Debbie]

Good luck with your campain (deliberate spelling mistake)
My dicktionary says the meaning of Definitions of a SINthysist type hedonist: noun: someone motivated by desires for sensual pleasures especially of the penile head kind.
Good luck getting a blow job.

 

[juicylips]

I want to be Vice President.

Do I get more sex too?
JL

 

[Debbie]

I want to be Vice President.

Do I get more sex too?
JL

You could be Head Controller of the SINthysist Hedonist Party.
Can you wrap your lips around that title?

 

[juicylips]

You could be Head Controller of the SINthysist Hedonist Party.
Can you wrap your lips around that title?

Ohhhh...debs...you are baaaaaad. Naughty.

I adore you.
jl

 

[Don K Dyck]

Head Jobs . . .

You could be Head Controller of the SINthysist Hedonist Party.
Can you wrap your lips around that title?

Now Debbie, SIN doesn't think Presidents should get head jobs . . . well Clinton at least . . .

Now, with Juicy as President of Vice, or Ms Vice . . . the mind boggles . . .

 

[juicylips]

Re: Head Jobs . . .

Now, with Juicy as President of Vice, or Ms Vice . . . the mind boggles . . .

I'd like to boggle more than your mind.
jl

 

[Debbie]

Ohhhh...debs...you are baaaaaad. Naughty.

I adore you.
jl

I am baaaad but no one else believes my bad self except bigrednz.

LOL I am now going to head on out of here.
'Nite HeadMistress jl.

 

[juicylips]

I am baaaad but no one else believes my bad self except bigrednz.

LOL I am now going to head on out of here.
'Nite HeadMistress jl.

Night, sweetie.

Sweet...luscious dreams.
JL

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

We definitely need more pro-sex in government.

Choose a platform theme, and you'll get my vote.

 

[SINthysist]

Deb – LOL! You know, secretly, I really admire Bill Clinton. I mean, getting a blow while keeping Arafat waiting. That does have a certain trailer-park style to it that attracts me…

YES JL FOR VP!

SEE DON! WRONG! I was only pissed that he was such a small man that he didn’t immediately step up and say, Yeah, Guilty, I’m sorry. My and Hill’s private business. Back off. I COULD HAVE RESPECTED THAT. I mean it’s the Democratic Party. I expect shenanigans and affairs. Not lying and deceit.



I’m having doubts about JL as vice-President. It never pays health-wise to be the least popular one when you’re the HEAD one!


WE, the people of the Hedonist Party want to rock and roll all night and party everyday… KISS will be the national band and the term Kissin’ cousin will be declared to be a good thing!

 

[juicylips]

I’m having doubts about JL as vice-President. It never pays health-wise to be the least popular one when you’re the HEAD one!

Too late for doubting. I've already been elected.

I'm going to do a bang up job
JL

 

[SINthysist]

You can have the job...

I've decided to run for Congress instead. I want my turn at the largess of the Public Treasury!

 

[Rex1960]

let's see

have you already chosen a Secretary of State ? I'd volunteer.
Since that guy's responsible for foreign affairs doesn't that mean fucking strangers ? I've done that all the time but i wouldn't have to explain any more...

 

[Debbie]

How's the campaign going? lol

 

[SINthysist]

FAWKING EXCELLENT!

I see the fawking cabinet is filling up...




FAWKTARDS FAWKTARDS HERE WE CUM!