i am no longer a proponent of gun control

[seXieleXie]

the person who recently moved into the room next to mine is warbling off key at the top of her lungs to show tunes. please, someone get me a gun.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

DCL moved in next to you?

 

[seXieleXie]

quite possibly. i'll know for sure if i hear the sound of tap shoes.

 

[marksgirl]

Crank up some Heavy Metal !

 

[Spinaroonie]

Which show?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Most people claim to hate mimes, but they do make better neighbors than song 'n' dance people.

 

[seXieleXie]

phantom of the opera

 

[Spinaroonie]

phantom of the opera

You have my permission to kill her.

 

[QuickDuck]

You have my permission to kill her.

twice

 

[Spinaroonie]

twice

I was gonna post that.

 

[Lost Cause]

I thought you saw the light, got some insight, but you still jus' wanna fight.
Use a baseball bat in a slicing motion at the kneecaps in a upwards angle. This will shear the kneecap off at all the connective tissue, and spread bone shrapnel into the knee joints. After that, the only noise you might hear is the squeak of the the wheelchair rolling on the floor. End of problem.

 

[QuickDuck]

I was gonna post that.

To slow mr cat

 

[The Heretic]

the person who recently moved into the room next to mine is warbling off key at the top of her lungs to show tunes. please, someone get me a gun.

Do you need a rifle, shotgun or a handgun? We've gotta keep those warbler numbers down or they will ruin their range.