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Dillinger

Guerrilla Ontologist
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Do I look like a divine mustardy democratic vegetarian fucking halloween lyrics while blurting about sexy birthday songs?

Well, do I?
 
No.

Frankly, you look like a green-tinged golden apple with funky writing scrawled on the side.
 
You think you're a bad guy because you stay up too damn late questioning the protocol of your boyfriend's brother getting married to Barry Bonds? Well you've got another think coming!
 
Let's suppose you're insane and you find yourself amazed and just a little bit shocked that you need a blow job.

What would you do?
 
Hey kids, I'm here to tell you about the power and perils of multi-colored toes on tinkerbell images.
 
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