I am high Maintenance

[Kitte]

Yup, I am...

I am sick and I want someone to ooh and ahh and take care of me and bring me soup and juice and rub my back. Run me a bath (if I had a tub). And in general make me the center of the universe..


Does that make me a terrible person....?

 

[littlekateyes]

No, so you want a hot bath? What kind of soup?

 

[HeavyStick]

that's the good thing about Sear's.... you can opt for the maintenance agreement.

If only dating services or Russianbrides.com had that option.

 

[Mischka]

I sure hope it doesn't, because I'm in the same boat. Mr. Mischka just made me peppermint tea, and later I get a backrub. First I have to finish a paper on European Union consumer protection laws. I really don't care about Europeans right now. Ugh.

 

[Silverluna]

I'm sick too...I just have my clueless parents...


so if i want something I have to get up and do it. No pampering here!

 

[Problem Child]

....I really don't care about Europeans right now. Ugh.

Great. Another slap at Europeans. And you know how fucking sensitive they are.

Thanks Mischka, you just bought us another ppman thread.

 

[someplace]

Oh Kitte, no you're not.....

Things just look a bit fuzzy because you're not feeling up to par. I think you need a Bluesy special housecall. I can see it now -- we just send him around the country in between gigs, taking good care of sick Litsters -- and no worries about the sex part -- we all KNOW how he feels about THAT!!!!!!!

Oh, I hope you feel better soon. {{{{{HUGS}}}}}

 

[lovechild27]

No your not bad at all...

when your done with whoever gets you what you need...can you send them my way???

 

[Mischka]

Great. Another slap at Europeans. And you know how fucking sensitive they are.

Yeah, well a European called my entire family cheap bastards. So screw 'em all, I say! Blech.

 

[Kitte]

Re: Oh Kitte, no you're not.....

Things just look a bit fuzzy because you're not feeling up to par. I think you need a Bluesy special housecall. I can see it now -- we just send him around the country in between gigs, taking good care of sick Litsters -- and no worries about the sex part -- we all KNOW how he feels about THAT!!!!!!!

Oh, I hope you feel better soon. {{{{{HUGS}}}}}

I think that is a great idea!!!!!!! So how soon can he be here!?

 

[Ezarc]

What to say?

 

[Jewelz]

I feel the same way sugar. I got taken care of last night. He made tea and toast very late at night and gave me a back rub. But today, he isn't feeling well either. *pout*

I would take care of you if you were close!

 

[Problem Child]

Everyone knows that the Smålanders and the Scots are the two cheapest peoples on earth. You are genetically cursed Mischka. No wonder you were looking in the Ikea catalog.

Tsk, tsk.

 

[Kitte]

I feel the same way sugar. I got taken care of last night. He made tea and toast very late at night and gave me a back rub. But today, he isn't feeling well either. *pout*

I would take care of you if you were close!

Thanks hon...

Ez is sick too.....matter of fact he is the one that gave me these terrible cooties!!! Damn him! lol

 

[Mischka]

Everyone knows that the Smålanders and the Scots are the two cheapest peoples on earth. You are genetically cursed Mischka.

I dare you to say that to my face. I'll cough all over you. Grrr.

 

[Problem Child]

I dare you to say that to my face. I'll cough all over you. Grrr.

And unsanitary to boot.

 

[Nigel]

Ms. Kitte:

It neither makes you high maintenance NOR a terrible person: It just makes you a sick person that wants and needs a little TLC. If I weren't living on the wrong coast, I'd be there to take care of you in a heartbeat...and I wouldn't even try to sneak a peek while closing the door as you stepped into the bath......



Okay...maybe a LITTLE peek....

I hope you feel better soon, doll. You've been sick for too long....



Nigel

 

[someplace]

Re: Bluesy

I think that is a great idea!!!!!!! So how soon can he be here!?

I don't know. He needs a social secretary to keep up with his calendar. He's out in LA right now. Then back to Chicago then down here in a few more weeks. We'll catch him when he comes back on, and see what he can do for you.........

In the meantime, drink some green tea if you have any. (I am absolutely NOT a purist when it comes to tea -- comes from being married to a Brit for waaaaaaay to long) I put milk & sugar in my green tea. My favorite is mango green tea -- at least THAT has some flavor.....but it IS good for you.

 

[April]

Can I sign up for this traveling person to take care of me?
I've been temporarily abandoned, I'm sick, and I have inventory to do tomorrow night. *whimper?*

 

[someplace]

Oh Great!

Sure thing!

I can see it now......don't open your mouth with a suggestion unless you're willing to carry out that suggestion.....

*running to get my social secretary steno pad......*

MONDAY: Let's give him a day for jet lag, washing clothes and repacking
TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY: Kitte's
THURSDAY & FRIDAY: April's

Who's next?

Now you girls know you're on your own if you get horny when you're sick? Mr Bluesy is great for the stuff Kitte mentioned and I've penciled you both in for an overnight, because he's a great cook too, so you might as well get the full benefit, but he's positively reactionary in his beliefs about NO SEX WHEN SICK. Sorry.

 

[April]

I just want someone to cuddle me and stroke my head. It hurts.

 

[ma_guy]

If I volunteer become a "Traveling Person" do I get to keep the frequent flyer miles or do I have to turn them in to the corporate office?

 

[someplace]

Check!

I just want someone to cuddle me and stroke my head. It hurts.

Bluesy's good for that and also fetching your meds and water at the appropriate times. If you're a good patient (according to his standards) he might even write a song for you while you're ill. You'll like it.

 

[someplace]

You can keep them

If I volunteer become a "Traveling Person" do I get to keep the frequent flyer miles or do I have to turn them in to the corporate office?

We have compassionate perks here. Are you volunteering to visit April sooner than we can work her into Bluesy's schedule?

While we at it, we probably need some female caretakers for the sick males out there. Kitte, who should we send to tend Erzac?

 

[Kitte]

Re: Oh Great!

NO SEX WHEN SICK. Sorry.

We need to work on that one for your sake honey!