i am having a hard time giving a blowjob,

[Tryharder62]

i get lock jaw. I also don't have delicious brownies that have dark chocolate chips melted all over them, so y'all can just go ahead and suck it.

(you'll have to suck one for the Gipper.)

 

[lovetoread]

I will take one for the team and give a blow job.

But I better get brownies for the effort.

 

[Tryharder62]

I can bake a batch.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I believe in the equal exchange program. I don't want brownies.

 

[rob_4u2]

I bake some brownies for a blowjob

 

[Shagly]

Equal sex for equal rights.

 

[Adre]

Fuck the brownies. LTR, that's your best av yet. Lips and tits.

 

[Shagly]

Why do people think of blowing with pressure?

It's all in the vacuum effect.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I'm having a hard time getting a blowjob. I'll take the brownies as a consolation prize.

 

[hogjack]

Baking is wholesome.

Oral sex, however, only sates prurient desires.

Please discontinue linking brownies with blowjobs.

 

[richard_daily]

I'm here to help any ladies who need it through this problem.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I will take one for the team and give a blow job.

But I better get brownies for the effort.

Are . . . special ingredients required?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Baking is wholesome.

Oral sex, however, only sates prurient desires.

Yeh, but overindulgence in oral sex won't make you fat.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Yeh, but overindulgence in oral sex won't make you fat.

It depends if you're giving or receiving.

 

[lovetoread]

Fuck the brownies. LTR, that's your best av yet. Lips and tits.

Thanks.

Are . . . special ingredients required?

Someone has to provide the wingdinger. It's not usually involved with brownies.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Thanks.

I agree. Pulcherrima est.

 

[lovetoread]

I agree. Pulcherrima est.

Why thank you kind sir.

 

[MidgetClown]

I get lock jaw. I also don't have delicious brownies that have dark chocolate chips melted all over them, so y'all can just go ahead and suck it.

That is a provocative statement.

What is your real agenda?

 

[pete]

i have had neither a blowjob nor a brownie this week.

obviously i'm not the wielder of power i assumed i was

 

[Tryharder62]

Do you like the smell of Ben Gay? Maybe I can get my jaw to work.

 

[pete]

as luck would have it, i don't have a strong sense of smell.

 

[MidgetClown]

I bumped your thread because I recognized the shit.

Keep making more.

Business has never been better thanks to people like you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Muscle rub and love, there has to be porn for that.

 

[Riles]

Muscle rub and love, there has to be porn for that.

Porn? I think there's a business across from my dentist for that.

rub n' tug?

 

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