I am going to Hell. I am sure of it. It can't be all that bad....right?

[Guest]

Job Security

At least I know in Hell I'll have employment waiting as I've pre-applied for the position of Damned Slide Operator. That's the soul who ends up for all eternity chainned to the huge iron lever that let's the newly arriving Damned slide into the Pit. I look forward to the endless calliope of screams when the clueless souls are suddenly aware of their final destination.....Who needs a 401K when one can enjoy the horror and suffering of those convinced a harp awaited them elsewhere......

 

[kiwiwolf]

I have soooooooo broken ALL my one Lenten promise.

Damn. I am condemned to Hell...forever and ever...Amen.

Sheesh... i booked my suite years ago. Mine has a hot tub and hot and cold running housemaids.

 

[Sexy_lawyer03]

Job for (eternal) life

I figure if we are naughty enough we get offered some kind of supervisiory role in hell - ensuring all those naughty people get what they want (errr deserve)....If this is not true I am in real trouble

 

[LittleMsNaughty]

Re: Re: I am going to Hell. I am sure of it. It can't be all that bad....right?

Sheesh... i booked my suite years ago. Mine has a hot tub and hot and cold running housemaids.

Apprently being a practising witch gives me a free issue ticket to a room also! Lets hope they are on the same floor?