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Aquila said:I cook
I clean
I take out the garbage
I have a steady job
I am an amatuer chocolatier (I.E. I make my own chocy)
I have a sense of humor
and I have a second head.. his name is oscar.
Give it up for the perfect man
silken_mystery said:
but do you put the toilet seat down
Aquila said:
Why yes I do, my ex-fiance took care of that one.
I got this little problem with drugs, drunkedness and screwing other guys cause she always wanted to be in a threesome with her best friend and her boyfriend..silken_mystery said:
hmmm makes me wonder why she is an ex then.
Aquila said:
I got this little problem with drugs, drunkedness and screwing other guys cause she always wanted to be in a threesome with her best friend and her boyfriend..
thats all.
silken_mystery said:
ahh so your not perfect
Aquila said:
I got this little problem with drugs, drunkedness and screwing other guys cause she always wanted to be in a threesome with her best friend and her boyfriend..
thats all.
Aquila said:I cook
I clean
I take out the garbage
I have a steady job
I am an amatuer chocolatier (I.E. I make my own chocy)
I have a sense of humor
and I have a second head.. his name is oscar.
Give it up for the perfect man
Bob_Bytchin said:
There's a lot of women that would love a guy who screws other guys. Just keep your head up.
SpiceCake said:
Perfect eh! Do you live in Idaho?
And clean out your box!
Aquila said:
No.. My Ex-Fiance had a threesome with her best friend, her best friends boyfriend, and herself.
Countess DeWinter said:Ah, yes...but can you hold my hands over head and make me cum explosively?
Well...not all my fantasies involve someone cleaning my bathroom!!!
Aquila said:
No but plane tickets are cheap, and I need to go get some taters.. so I think Ill just make a special grocery run.
Mellon Collie said:Pfft, too perfect.
What's the fun in not having someone to complain about or blame when something goes wrong?
Besides, my perfect man wouldn't think we was perfect.
MsTerious said:What about windows? Do you wash windows?
LTNS, MC! You should hang around here more often, it would continually improve your opinion of your perfect man.Mellon Collie said:Pfft, too perfect.
What's the fun in not having someone to complain about or blame when something goes wrong?
Besides, my perfect man wouldn't think we was perfect.
MsTerious said:OUCH
But, you're lacking the one quality that makes someone perfect.
Modesty