I am every womans fantasy

Aquila

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I cook
I clean
I take out the garbage
I have a steady job
I am an amatuer chocolatier (I.E. I make my own chocy)
I have a sense of humor
and I have a second head.. his name is oscar.

Give it up for the perfect man :)
 
Aquila said:
I cook
I clean
I take out the garbage
I have a steady job
I am an amatuer chocolatier (I.E. I make my own chocy)
I have a sense of humor
and I have a second head.. his name is oscar.

Give it up for the perfect man :)

but do you put the toilet seat down
 
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silken_mystery said:


but do you put the toilet seat down

Why yes I do, my ex-fiance took care of that one.

I have been housebroken
 
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silken_mystery said:


hmmm makes me wonder why she is an ex then.
I got this little problem with drugs, drunkedness and screwing other guys cause she always wanted to be in a threesome with her best friend and her boyfriend..

thats all.
 
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Aquila said:

I got this little problem with drugs, drunkedness and screwing other guys cause she always wanted to be in a threesome with her best friend and her boyfriend..

thats all.

ahh so your not perfect
 
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silken_mystery said:


ahh so your not perfect

Nope, Im a jelous lover.. I like the whole monogomy thing..

I never said I was perfect though, I said I was every womans fantasy :)
 
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Aquila said:

I got this little problem with drugs, drunkedness and screwing other guys cause she always wanted to be in a threesome with her best friend and her boyfriend..

thats all.

There's a lot of women that would love a guy who screws other guys. Just keep your head up. :)
 
Aquila said:
I cook
I clean
I take out the garbage
I have a steady job
I am an amatuer chocolatier (I.E. I make my own chocy)
I have a sense of humor
and I have a second head.. his name is oscar.

Give it up for the perfect man :)


Perfect eh! Do you live in Idaho?

And clean out your box! :rolleyes:
 
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Bob_Bytchin said:


There's a lot of women that would love a guy who screws other guys. Just keep your head up. :)

No.. My Ex-Fiance had a threesome with her best friend, her best friends boyfriend, and herself.
 
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SpiceCake said:



Perfect eh! Do you live in Idaho?

And clean out your box! :rolleyes:

No but plane tickets are cheap, and I need to go get some taters.. so I think Ill just make a special grocery run.
 
Ah, yes...but can you hold my hands over head and make me cum explosively?














Well...not all my fantasies involve someone cleaning my bathroom!!!
 
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Aquila said:


No.. My Ex-Fiance had a threesome with her best friend, her best friends boyfriend, and herself.

Ohhhhh...gotcha now.

But still, having an open mind will make you a better fantasy for some. :)
 
Countess DeWinter said:
Ah, yes...but can you hold my hands over head and make me cum explosively?

Well...not all my fantasies involve someone cleaning my bathroom!!!

Probably
 
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Aquila said:


No but plane tickets are cheap, and I need to go get some taters.. so I think Ill just make a special grocery run.

I got special taters for ya! :p
 
Pfft, too perfect.

What's the fun in not having someone to complain about or blame when something goes wrong?

Besides, my perfect man wouldn't think we was perfect.

:D
 
Mellon Collie said:
Pfft, too perfect.

What's the fun in not having someone to complain about or blame when something goes wrong?

Besides, my perfect man wouldn't think we was perfect.

:D

Again I never said I was perfect, just a fantasy.
 
Wednesday!

Mellon Collie said:
Pfft, too perfect.

What's the fun in not having someone to complain about or blame when something goes wrong?

Besides, my perfect man wouldn't think we was perfect.

:D
LTNS, MC! You should hang around here more often, it would continually improve your opinion of your perfect man.
;)

I recall thinking at 21 or so that I knew it all and would make a great catch for some lucky lady. Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
 
OUCH
But, you're lacking the one quality that makes someone perfect.
Modesty;)
 
MsTerious said:
OUCH
But, you're lacking the one quality that makes someone perfect.
Modesty;)

What is this thing you call... M.O.D.E.S.T.Y.? it is foreign and makes my mouth twitch.
 
Can you cradle a baby gently and look tough and manly at the same time?

I think that is the acid test
 
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