I❤️U, but...

[Azuldrgon]

I U, but you still buy doughnuts for breakfast when I'm more into savory.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I you but put your underwear in the laundry basket, not outside it

 

[desire30]

This hit too close to home; i
you but,I don't like sex with you !

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I U but... we all know there could have been a fourth possible ending to Clue, that doesn't mean we need it

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

IU but you aggravate the hell out of me.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I U, but I also corn dogs, so my taste is a bit questionable

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I U but you think liking corndogs equates to questionable taste

 

[Tallulah82]

I you but sometimes you just need gagging because I need quiet, not because it turns you on.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I you but you’ve gotta stop with wanting to go outside all the time!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I you, but you don't have to bite me just because Daddy told you to on the phone.

 

[Strixaluco]

I you, but sometimes I wish you adapted to change a little bit faster.

 

[subdudeme13]

I u but

 

[cheekygirl75]

I you but you have to stop eating everything you can get your mouth on!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I you but you have to stop eating everything you can get your mouth on!

Ok damn, you didn't have to call me out like that, though, did you?

 

[cheekygirl75]

I you but you have to stop sitting directly on me when I’m trying to nap

 

[Apisto42]

I love you but holy mother of fucking god, would you shit sometime other than 3 am?!?

 

[Tallulah82]

I you but if you find my secret snacks and think it's ok to call me out on them instead of you playing along as though they don't exist then I won't be sharing my not-secret snacks with you next time either.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I love you but I need you to stop looking at me like you're confused why it's sexy that I can do that with my toes

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I U, but stop fucking bugging me while I sick, you know I'm bitchy when I am.