I❤️U, but...

[Apisto42]

I you but if you if you try to suck my toes, I'm kicking you in the face.

I you but if you think I want to suck your toes instead of other better spots, you don’t know me.

 

[Tallulah82]

I you but if you think I want to suck your toes instead of other better spots, you don’t know me.

I you but if you don't know when you can suck my toes instead of other parts, then you may need to have a few more sex lessons before you knock on my door.

 

[birdy]

I U, but, if you were the last person on Earth, I’d still need some alone time.

 

[Tallulah82]

I U, but, if you were the last person on Earth, I’d still need some alone time.

I relate to this so much.

I you but I'm not sure you love me if you don't let me test out this sucker gadget I bought off Temu on you. It promises extra inches!

 

[Tallulah82]

I you but if you use the letter U in a text instead of 'you' I'm going to judge you so harshly you'll feel the prison sentence.

 

[Abeona1]

Iu but if you do that again I won't be responsible for my actions.

 

[ClosetHedonist]

Iyou but familiarity is not the same as compatibility.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I you, but remember to yourself

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

IU lit, but I really hate how you time out in the middle of me composing a message.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

IU @cheekygirl75 but why the wow?

 

[cheekygirl75]

IU @cheekygirl75 but why the wow?

Because I thought I was the only one that happened to!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Because I thought I was the only one that happened to!

You are not alone!!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

IU but you keep running away when I’m dancing down the grocery aisle.

 

[DeeDeeX2]

IU but sometimes you forget to put the toilet seat down.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I U but... the eagles have their own lives and couldn't just bring them to Mordor.

 

[Strixaluco]

I U, but sometimes your eternal hope is making things more tough for me.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I you, but the princess is in another castle

 

[Him15]

I u but my parents say I never went to summer camp in canada

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I U but you definitely stole all the cookies from the cookie jar

 

[Noone45]

Iu but you don't even like me

 

[Him15]

I u but the doctors say if we keep talking im not leaving

 

[Neanderthal247]

I love you but I hate you. I hate you because I love you and I love you because I hate you

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You talk too much about Real Mormon Housewives.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

IU but for the last time, stop squeezing the toothpaste from the middle.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I you but why are you so in love with Clive Owen?