I❤️U, but...

[Tallulah82]

I you even though I often wear socks with sandals when the dog needs to go outside.

I you but if you if you try to suck my toes, I'm kicking you in the face.

 

[Apisto42]

I you but if you if you try to suck my toes, I'm kicking you in the face.

I you but if you think I want to suck your toes instead of other better spots, you don’t know me.

 

[Tallulah82]

I you but if you think I want to suck your toes instead of other better spots, you don’t know me.

I you but if you don't know when you can suck my toes instead of other parts, then you may need to have a few more sex lessons before you knock on my door.

 

[birdy]

I U, but, if you were the last person on Earth, I’d still need some alone time.

 

[Tallulah82]

I U, but, if you were the last person on Earth, I’d still need some alone time.

I relate to this so much.

I you but I'm not sure you love me if you don't let me test out this sucker gadget I bought off Temu on you. It promises extra inches!

 

[Tallulah82]

I you but if you use the letter U in a text instead of 'you' I'm going to judge you so harshly you'll feel the prison sentence.

 

[Abeona1]

Iu but if you do that again I won't be responsible for my actions.

 

[ClosetHedonist]

Iyou but familiarity is not the same as compatibility.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I you, but remember to yourself