I’m leaving

[EmilyMiller]

THIS IS A PARODY - SHEESH!

I have had enough. I have had it up to here. This place has changed, or maybe it was never what I thought it was. Anyway there is a limit to how much any sane person can take and I’m way past it.

What is it that I object to? What is it that the people who claim to run this site know is a cancer eating away at the heart of the community, but refuse to act on?

Let me tell you.

It’s attention whores posting threads saying that they are leaving and why. I mean what’s up with that FFS?

I’ve had my fill. I’m out of here. Gone. Packing my bags and hitting the road. Don’t try to stop me, my mind is made up. No really it is. I can’t take just one more whiny, melodramatic leaving thread. Just leave won’t you, with dignity. And ideally silence.

Good bye forever cruel forum.

Emily

 

[Voboy]

Can I stare at your ass as you flounce away?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Just checking if anyone missed me.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Can I stare at your ass as you flounce away?

I’ve been told my ass is quite starable. One of my better features.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I’ve been told my ass is quite starable. One of my better features.

Em

Sorry. I’m not here, honest.

Not Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Still not here.

And definitely not checking the replies, no siree, not me.

Em

 

[pink_silk_glove]

It’s attention whores posting threads saying that they are leaving and why. I mean what’s up with that FFS?

But attention whores may very well post threads for any other reason that they wish. Fuck the attention whores who talk about leaving. How dare they steal the attention!

 

[EmilyMiller]

But attention whores may very well post threads for any other reason that they wish. Fuck the attention whores who talk about leaving. How dare they steal the attention!

I know, right?

Oops. I’m meant to be gone .

Em

 

[tenyari]

But how can you know you've actually left unless you come back and check to make sure you haven't posted anything since the last time you looked?

 

[EmilyMiller]

But how can you know you've actually left unless you come back and check to make sure you haven't posted anything since the last time you looked?

Hang on, that’s confusing

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Leaving should be done quietly and quickly when no one is looking. If we know you are leaving, then you are still here ... in our thoughts.

 

[MrPixel]

Say it ain't so, Joe Em.

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
But I'm getting a kick out of letting everybody know about it.

 

[ElectricBlue]

I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go
But I'm getting a kick out of letting everybody know about it.

Day job? Keep it .

 

[SimonDoom]

Day job? Keep it .

I'm working on the tune right now.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Can I stare at your ass as you flounce away?

Voboy, a true gentleman may look, but he is discreet about it and certainly doesn't brag about it.

 

[SimonDoom]

I’ve had my fill. I’m out of here. Gone. Packing my bags and hitting the road. Don’t try to stop me, my mind is made up. No really it is. I can’t take just one more whiny, melodramatic leaving thread. Just leave won’t you, with dignity. And ideally silence.

Good bye forever cruel forum.

Emily

You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.

Didn't you know that by now about this place?

 

[TxRad]

I guess by bye bye isn't a good reply to this thread.

Leaving is not an option once you get past 1000 posts.

 

[TheRedChamber]

I guess by bye bye isn't a good reply to this thread.

Leaving is not an option once you get past 1000 posts.

Yeah, but Emily's new here, there's no way...Jesus fucking Christ Emily, how do you ever getting anything else done in your life?! I thought I had a problem.

EDIT: Ooo, 1,001 posts myself. Hadn't noticed. Guess I'm stuck now too.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I have had enough. I have had it up to here. This place has changed, or maybe it was never what I thought it was. Anyway there is a limit to how much any sane person can take and I’m way past it.

What is it that I object to? What is it that the people who claim to run this site know is a cancer eating away at the heart of the community, but refuse to act on?

Let me tell you.

It’s attention whores posting threads saying that they are leaving and why. I mean what’s up with that FFS?

I’ve had my fill. I’m out of here. Gone. Packing my bags and hitting the road. Don’t try to stop me, my mind is made up. No really it is. I can’t take just one more whiny, melodramatic leaving thread. Just leave won’t you, with dignity. And ideally silence.

Good bye forever cruel forum.

Emily

So it's just the forum, not the site. Or are you submitting your Geek Pride story somewhere else?

 

[SimonDoom]

So it's just the forum, not the site. Or are you submitting your Geek Pride story somewhere else?

I think the tongue is firmly in cheek in this case. No frowny face needed.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I have had enough. I have had it up to here. This place has changed, or maybe it was never what I thought it was. Anyway there is a limit to how much any sane person can take and I’m way past it.

What is it that I object to? What is it that the people who claim to run this site know is a cancer eating away at the heart of the community, but refuse to act on?

Let me tell you.

It’s attention whores posting threads saying that they are leaving and why. I mean what’s up with that FFS?

I’ve had my fill. I’m out of here. Gone. Packing my bags and hitting the road. Don’t try to stop me, my mind is made up. No really it is. I can’t take just one more whiny, melodramatic leaving thread. Just leave won’t you, with dignity. And ideally silence.

Good bye forever cruel forum.

Emily

This is obviously a take on GTO Racer's thread. He certainly gripes up a storm.

 

[lc69hunter]

God, leave it to Em to get things going

 

[gunhilltrain]

He fights back pretty hard; I'll give him that.

 

[Rustyoznail]