Hysterical hypocrisy

[KillerMuffin]

Hanging out here and calling people who hang out here losers/idiots/whatever.

I'm leaving! I'm never coming back! Two hours later....

This tickles my funny bone.

What's your favorite Lit standard hypocrisy?

 

[Jim_Henson]

DONT FEED THE TROLLS!

 

[alexandraaah]

Hanging out here and calling people who hang out here losers/idiots/whatever.

I'm leaving! I'm never coming back! Two hours later....

This tickles my funny bone.

What's your favorite Lit standard hypocrisy?

That you used ellipses!

Hey MuffBurger!

*wavewave*

 

[Pagliacci]

I think that one is the Grand Prize winner.

Somehow it's humour that never goes out of fashion,though those doing it seldom seem to get the joke.

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh but seriously, I think it's when people start threads about how all the threads here are so lame.

A lame thread about lame threads.

Yeah.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Hat's off to the lady. That was a good one KM.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

A figment.

Just a figment.

 

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[Marxist]

In order to let you know what fucking losers you are......

It's necessary to post

Do you fucking comprende bitch?

Yayati, you complete no one.

 

[LukkyKnight]

What's your favorite Lit standard hypocrisy?

Hanging out here and calling people who hang out here losers/idiots/whatever.

That's the hands-down winner. I've seen it several places. It's such a lame defense you can almost smell their fetid self-esteem right through the net.

 

[Susano]

Wait, I've got one! I'll point out the Biblical-level stupidity of trying to advise a fool of his folly.

Is that hypocritical, or what?

 

[Rambling Rose]

I particularly liked the posted who posted here to let us know she wasn't planning to post here.

Sheer brilliance.

 

[alexandraaah]

Ah yes, let's not forget the "Why do you all keep bumping this thread? Let it die already."

Continual public service messages that keep said thread at the tippy top of page one.

I think I've moved into the grey area between hypocrisy and irony, but it's still fun.

 

[Rambling Rose]

You're just mixing up the colors. No harm in that. It all falls under the same heading in the end.

 

[Samuari]

Er...We have stories?

 

[KillerMuffin]

In order to let you know what fucking losers you are......

It's necessary to post

Do you fucking comprende bitch?

Awww, I didn't know you cared.

There should be a comma between comprende and bitch. You have too many periods in your little attempt at ellipses. Ellipses are the wrong punctuation anyway. You really should attach "It's necessary to post" to the previous fragment, otherwise you change its meaning. As it is, you are stating that you find it necessary to post, not that you must post in order to pass on your silly information. Don't forget that all sentences must end with punctuation!

You have a super evening, Bubba.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Yaya...that's the most sensible explanation...though it is 4am there.

 

[Lancecastor]

Q: What's your favorite Lit standard hypocrisy?

A: Intolerant posts about the intolerance of the other's religion and/or politics.

 

[scylis]

there's two things in the world that i hate more than anything:

1. people who are intolerant of other people
and
2. the Dutch

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ah yes, let's not forget the "Why do you all keep bumping this thread? Let it die already."

Okay, I hate this one too. Not only that, but if people want to continue debating, then it's not over.

 

[Laurel]

I'm not even going to go there tonight.

 

[Marxist]

I'm not even going to go there tonight.

I hate it when people claim to be Whitey then go all Wigger in their grammar.

 

[alexandraaah]

God you look gorgeous, Rubes.

 

[Jim_Henson]

*shameless bump*

Oops, teehee

 

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