Hurricane Ida Makes Landfall

[ll74]

As a Category 4 storm.

We go now to our expert meterologist, Reginald Fuckstick

 

[KeithD]

Let's see how long it takes for the board Trumpettes to decide whether to cast this as a Democratic hoax or Biden failure. We're awaiting instructions on that from Moscow.

 

[pecksniff]

Hunker down, Louisianans!

 

[AlterErgo]

AntiBlack*Biden hates blacks

Will order IDA to kill BLACKS

 

[pecksniff]

If they have weather-control technology, they should use it to steer the hurricanes out West.

 

[ll74]

Honestly, Ida is kicking people's asses. I know a friend who made her way out Friday night. Here's hoping for the safety of any who couldn't make it out.

 

[ll74]

Good news everyone. The survival rate of Oda is over 99.99%