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[Noor]

I don't really believe in revenge, I do have the tendency to smile when someone's lies become a self fulfilling prophecy.

I think the blame should be placed on directly the cheater and liar and never on the person they used to cheat or lie with, that person will have enough grief later when the cheater does it again to them.

Cheating, deception, lying are all signs of disrespect and in the long run will hurt the person who practices them. They have to live with themselves for what they have done, and usually at some point they realize it.

If they ever were sincere in the first place, when they realize they were fools, they come back and apoligize. Some will even try to get back in your life.

If you do mean spiteful revenge then they will never feel it within them, the revenge will take the place of their own self punishment and they will blow it off.

 

[Noor]

sorry dbl post

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

My best friend just told me, "Don't go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge." Just thought that was funny in light of this thread.

 

[Romial]

WCP, you have a PM.

And trust me, nothing will piss him off more than if he sees you walking around happy, like you can care less if he's out of your life.

Agreed, and you know where to find me WCP.

 

[Lust Engine]

Wow...some vengeful minded people here!

The best way I pissed off an ex- was to go out and live my life and be happy. She saw me once a few months after we broke up and was nearly devastated that I was okay.

Her tough luck.

 

[Bobmi357]

Wow...some vengeful minded people here!

The best way I pissed off an ex- was to go out and live my life and be happy. She saw me once a few months after we broke up and was nearly devastated that I was okay.

Her tough luck.

Funny thing Ex's.....

In regard to my own ex, while I don't wish anything bad to happen to her, I probably wouldn't bother tossing the life preserver at her if she were drowning (shrug, yeah its a terrible attitude I know). On the other hand, my second wife would love to scratch the ex's eyes out given a chance, and she's never even met her!

 

[Carnus]

Get over, no. I can help you forget him in time. Find other love or even move forward and learn from what he did. Get over? no, it will always be a part of you, I just hope it is a positive part. Don't let it make you bitter, or less trustfull, Remember that this is HIS fault, not yours, you didn't do anything wrong. There is NOTHING he can say to change that if he cheated it was him who chose to, not you.

Above all remember all of us here, those who love to talk to you, those who find you sexy, those who find you desirable, those who find you a wonderful person.

Getting even. Ahhhh so much fun that can be. A really really easy but very very nasty thing to do. Go down to your local post office, fill out a change of address form for him. Help him have more free time to do those things he seems to like to do by making sure all of his mail goes to say,,, Fargo North Dakota or Walawala Washington. Yes, this is against the law, but then again so is sex in any position except missionary in the state of Oklahoma. The other thing you can help him with is his sex life. Many many things can affect a mans ability to 'perform'. Some things that will make him wonder if he has caught some horrible disease in his 'adventures' Go out to the woods and find you some poison oak or poison ivy. Take it home and while be very careful to not get it on you of course squeeze a little sap in the crotch of all his underwear or pants. He most likely won't notice the small stain and I can promise you the itch and blisters will scare the hell out of him. And if he goes to a doctor is will be days and days of tests before they figure that one out.

Call from his phone just after he leaves for work to find out what time it is from one of the automated time numbers. In say,,,, London.

Report his credit cards stolen.

Help him get his car ready for winter, take a small ightbulb and hook it up to his battery, it glows nice and softly under his hood, but sadly it drain his battery. If you put it in a nice suble place like below the starter he could replace a couple of batteries before he finds it.

Help him out around the house with the little thing. If he uses a regular blade type razor, take a nail file and drag it along the edge of all his razors, the small nicks it makes in the edge will leave small nicks all over him when he shaves. Even better that they are so small he won't notice until he puts on aftershave and trust me he will notice then.

Subtle things are sometimes the best, going off and ranting and raving won't do much to affect him but the little things just might.

I know I sound kind of mean with some of these and I really am not a mean person, but you sound hurt and you have always been so nice to talk to and read posts from and so I don't think you should feel like that.

Good luck and I hope you get better.

Carnus

 

[Lust Engine]

To all of the people who feel so vindictive-

I know it seems like such the fun thing to do to strike back at somebody (and call me a pacifist) but why even bother wasting one more minute of a fun filled life on stupid people like that.

Everytime I was laid emotionally wasted in a relationship, I just got my ass off the emotional carpet and moved on. They obviously weren't interested in MY best interests so I sure as heck wasn't going to spend any more of my waking moments even making contact with them.

Did I think about them? Sure I did but to me that was part of my mourning process. Did I plot & plan their demise or give them any more reason to validate the break up- nope. They're not worth it.

Not trying to convert anyone to the morla high ground but my two cents worth. I can understand the reasons for being vindictive but there's something inside of me that tries to recover as soon as possible too.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Did I think about them? Sure I did but to me that was part of my mourning process. Did I plot & plan their demise or give them any more reason to validate the break up- nope. They're not worth it.

Not trying to convert anyone to the morla high ground but my two cents worth. I can understand the reasons for being vindictive but there's something inside of me that tries to recover as soon as possible too.

I know this is the correct answer and causes the most dammage. Think of it this way if he cheated on you, He will cheat on her too. You would not want that man be glad you know what you know now.





Sometimes in life that is just not enough. As much as the Johova thing, Magazine thing, and bologna are funny.

Try this approach I know it is wrong but. I had a girlfriend who destroyed me emotionaly. I made sure to hide my feelings and at last, the day comes you separete your belongings and say the final good bye.
Not That I knew exactly how well this would work. I found a product called "Nair". Wearing enough cologne to mask the tainted smell. I embraced her with a dear parting hug holding her head close to me one last time. A little goes along way, no need to paste the back of his head. Just gently rub it in

I can only immagine the look on her face as she finished her shower that night. "God it took her a long time to get another date!"

Oh..... Do....not answer the phone it is not your mother calling. "Trust me."

 

[CWatson]

Originally posted by Lust Engine
The best way I pissed off an ex- was to go out and live my life and be happy.

And as, unfortunately, someone who lived through the RECEIVING end of this tactic, I can assure you: It works VERY well.

 

[replicant]

Get him drunk and let him pass out. Then duct tape his cock and balls to his leg. He'll have fun in the morning.

One of my friends had a guy who fucked her over really bad. Some of us got together with him at a party and got his ass slap drunk. He passed out on us and we drove to the next town over, undressed him, and saran wrapped him to a flag pole at the local high school. He never hung out with us again.

Ah, the good old days.

 

[anders^g]

Wicked - However - I got even with an EX by having a local
chicken farmer deliver a TANK-LOAD of chicken minour on her
front lawn... That stuff stinks badly!! (Besides - It's cheap)

Anders

i once contacted the new g/f of an ex - and gave her a list of phone numbers, telling her these were the only places i could find that supplied adult diapers, bottles and cots!

she left him that day.



and i once had 7 tons of topsoil delivered C.O.D. to an ex's house.......

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

His birthday is Thursday, perhaps I shall bake a cake.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Wickid Cherry Pie,

OMG you are cute if that is you in the Avatar.

Single and would love to help you move on.

 

[Sphinx220]

His birthday is Thursday, perhaps I shall bake a cake.

Hiya Hun...maybe you could write on the top of the cake..."I'm having an affair with Sphinx...'cause everything about right now stinks"...lol

...by the way I never claimed I was a poet...

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Wickid Cherry Pie,

OMG you are cute if that is you in the Avatar.

Single and would love to help you move on.

OMG I'm cute! Yes, for the record, it is me in my av.

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Hiya Hun...maybe you could write on the top of the cake..."I'm having an affair with Sphinx...'cause everything about right now stinks"...lol

...by the way I never claimed I was a poet...

Hehe, babe I think you should keep your day job, but at night you can keep me company.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

WOW!

I am not sure, but now I think the jerk fucked him self loosing a pretty girl like you is going to hurt eventualy. You do not need to be vindictive. Pick up and be happy, I kind of know your worst problem should be the choice of new pupies waiting to be your pet.

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! As they all cry out from the box.

 

[Noor]

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! As they all cry out from the box.

Yeah, schedule auditions

I could help, I am great scheduler

 

[tendril]

To all of the people who feel so vindictive-

I know it seems like such the fun thing to do to strike back at somebody (and call me a pacifist) but why even bother wasting one more minute of a fun filled life on stupid people like that.

Everytime I was laid emotionally wasted in a relationship, I just got my ass off the emotional carpet and moved on. They obviously weren't interested in MY best interests so I sure as heck wasn't going to spend any more of my waking moments even making contact with them.

Did I think about them? Sure I did but to me that was part of my mourning process. Did I plot & plan their demise or give them any more reason to validate the break up- nope. They're not worth it.

Not trying to convert anyone to the morla high ground but my two cents worth. I can understand the reasons for being vindictive but there's something inside of me that tries to recover as soon as possible too.

I agree with Lust Engine.

I personally couldn't and wouldn't waste energy on revenge. I am emotionally resilient and if someone doesn't want me the way I am, I sure as hell aren't going to ever give them the satisfaction of thinking they were so important to me I had to act like a fool to get over them.

 

[Lilbrown]

Wikid

You are a very beautiful woman, revenge is not for you. Please just move on and slowly forget.

I wish you the best

Love Ya

 

[James G 5]

Putting meat in his hubcaps, or fish hooked on top of his muffler.

The meat takes awhile, but the fish getting cooked on that exhaust fume funk... now that's a stench.

Best part is it'll take him FOREVER to find out where the hell the smell is coming from, and by that stage the car will be useless - stunk through inside and out.

If you can get IN his car, drop anchovies of slices of fish in the A/C vents on his dash
This works best if the sunject is likely to run the heat
Once the smell is in those ducts you CANNOT remove it, even if you replace the whole A/C system
It will bond to the plastic of the vents & ducts

 

[James G 5]

Oh, and I volunteer for helping take your mind off him