How to train a kitten.

[riff]

Am I right or wrong?

When I feed her, I sing her name with sweet affection. When I eat and she comes to my plate- I snarl like beast an she backs off.

Think she's getting the message>

 

[lavender]

 

[riff]

How the fuck is it, fellow lickable leftist?


God bless the Flag. The flag is the flag. Without the flag, we would not have a flag. The flag is a symbol. It is the symbol of the flag.

Fuck the flag. God bless people.

And a special salute to everyone.

I am too democratic.

 

[Laurel]

Never too democratic.

Hissing works. I use canned air. When the kitt does something bad - chew on electrical cords, etc., I spray the air can at him (not ON him). The sounds scares them.

DO NOT try "spanking" or otherwise physically punishing cats. They don't respond, and they will learn to hate people.

 

[Starfish]

Purrrfecto. She'll love you for being honest with her.

 

[lavender]

 

[glamorilla]

The canned air is a good idea...unfortunately Jam isn't afraid of the hissing noise...I have a little 99 cent squirt gun that keeps her in line!

 

[naudiz]

Mine learned to look for whether or not I had the squirt bottle within reach. Clever little darlings. They hate hissing, though. I think it's a good idea, riff. You're speaking a language she understands.

 

[just pet]

What a lucky kitty


I just realized you are standing in front of Lenin's tomb. I remember witnessing a parade of brides and grooms there all getting married one Sunday in Moskva. Brings back great memories.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Riff............

....The Kitty has trained you to sing when her food is ready and snarl at your own food! She probably has already trained you to sift through trays of clay granuals looking for the little treasures she's left for you! You will soon be trained where to sleep in the bed and how not to stir during the night.

Rhumb

 

[riff]

Canned air sounds better than a Squirt bottle.

I love her freedom and her independence- but I am not gonna let her walk all over me.

And she would if I let her. Hehehehe.

CATS!

 

[phrodeau]

I know a local cat actor that's gained some notoriety in Tiny Kitten Theater

 

[Cheyenne]

I love her freedom and her independence- but I am not gonna let her walk all over me.

You'll eat those words, riff.

She will literally walk all over you - usually when you are trying to sleep and she wants to play!

 

[Laurel]

Canned air sounds better than a Squirt bottle.

Especially while they're biting electrical cords.

 

[sch00lteacher]

I just recently learned the canned air trick by accident. Pete was trying to get to a bug on our 12 foot ceiling by climbing the shelves above my computer.

One spritz was all it took. All three cats in the room hit the road fast. Thank god Pete missed me on the way down.