How to tell if you spend too much time on Lit

[JayJams78]

This is an awesome site that provides a great service snd a largely good community. But it isn't life, unless your publicity for your upcoming books happens on here. In which case, carry on. For the rest of us, here are some signs you are spending too much time on Lit. Feel free to add your own.

1 You use LOL in actual sentences.
2 You try to figure out which of your partner's nipples is the on button.
3 You role played a threesome on Lit, and are now bragging about having had one.
4 You think sons actually find mom sexy.
5 When you get up in the morning your computer has coffee waiting for you.
6 Alexa talks dirty to you.
7 Your kid just emailed you... from across the room.
8 You remembered GingerSnapHalfpint5009, but can't remember your daughter's name.
9 You have found an avatar sexually appealing.
10 You took time to read and comment on things list.

 

[JayJams78]

11 You post a how to tell list..... Like this one.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Bahahahaha!! Oh, there used to be another thread like this one. I’m going to see if I l can dig it up.

You know you spend too much time at Lit when… you have really good friends that you think of as their username before their real name (and some you don’t even know their real name).

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Some comedy gold and many posters whose voices are missed in this classic thread: You know you spend too much time at Lit when…

 

[JayJams78]

It was too easy a line, so I figured it had to have been done before. But it made me laugh so hopefully this thread gains steam too. Good to laugh at yourself.
And thanks for the link posted. Those are truly funny posts.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Bahahahaha!! Oh, there used to be another thread like this one. I’m going to see if I l can dig it up.

You know you spend too much time at Lit when… you have really good friends that you think of as their username before their real name (and some you don’t even know their real name).

And you accidentally use their username in a conversation!

 

[redroses3377]

Some comedy gold and many posters whose voices are missed in this classic thread: You know you spend too much time at Lit when…

Ha! This is great! I needed the laugh.

 

[JayJams78]

Your sister said good morning and you suspect she's flirting.

 

[Sexy_Little_Minx]

You’ve got two other backup browsers to switch to/from, in case the first one keeps crashing or you keep getting kicked off Lit Chat from