Need some tips on how to seduce my uncle 's wife

[incest_gets_me_hot]

This is for real guys so please only serious comments. Thank you in advance.

Hey guys,

I have had a dilemma for several months now. I am a 21 years old guy. And I am very horny for my uncle 's wife. My uncle being my mom 's brother. He is married to a gorgeous woman. She is 47 years old, but she looks real good, at least a decade younger. She has great tits, big and soft. Her hips are wide and she has a bubble butt which drives me crazy. She is not chubby btw. She is curvy, voluptuous.

Some background story. I never really thought of her in a sexy way until a couple of months back. My uncle threw a barbecue party for his 50-th birthday and he had invited all his brother and sisters, his wife 's family was there as well as a couple of neighbors and a few of their close friends. They have a small yard and it was kind of crowded.

Half way through the party we heard some commotion outside. We all gathered around the yard gate to see what had happened. It turned out to be a fender bender and the drivers were yelling and shouting at each other.

I found myself pressed against my aunt 's back, and I got a hard on which poked her right between her butt cheeks. It was a very warm day. I had shorts on and my aunt wore a short dress that went half way her thick creamy thighs. Her ass felt so soft and plump. It was an amazing feeling. Without thinking, I pushed into her softly. All she did was turn around once, to see who it was I guess, and for the rest she did nothing at all. It was like nothing was happening. There was no way that she could not have felt my dick between her ass cheeks. My dick was rock hard and I pushed it in her ass a couple of times as I got very horny.

We stayed like that for a couple of minutes and then everyone went back to the party. Later on, she even came and sat in my lap for a while. And I got a hard on again which pressed against her legs. And yet again, she behaved like she did not feel it, but I am 100% that she did. There was just no way for her to miss my dick while she sat on my lap.

A couple of weeks after my uncle 's birthday party, when we met again, but this time at my home, we kind of flirted with each other when no one was around. She started it by commenting on how good I looked, I flirted back by telling her how pretty she was, and how sexy she looked in her dress, which was a short one btw, and kind of tight. It outlined her magnificent ass and it showed her great tits. She was very flattered. She told me that, and I quote, "I needed this attention." That emboldened me even more so I even cupped her tits a couple of times after that. She kind of laughed it off, but she let me do it.

Then when we were at my aunt 's, a week or so later, I started to flirt with her again, but she was very abrupt this time. She told me that I should not be saying things like that to her, and she would not let me get close to her. I did not say anything over the top. I told her how beautiful her eyes were, and how her smile lit up the room.

I ran into her 2 more times after that. The first time she let me press against her ass again, for a full minute, before she pulled away. The second time she slapped my hand away when I tried to feel her tits.

I am very confused at her behavior and I have been avoiding her since then. Can someone please advice on how to proceed? How can I seduce her? Any suggestions, advice and tips are more than welcome, because I got no clue as what to do and I am very horny for her.

 

[gunhilltrain]

All right, this is my take on this.

1, I think this woman is playing games with you. She gave herself away when she said, "I need this attention." She's seeking validation; she's not necessarily interested in you per se.

2, She's not a blood relative, but her family connection to you is quite close. Be careful! This whole thing could blow up in your face, and there are a number of ways that could happen - use your imagination. That might happen even if you are just "fooling around" with her, not going all the way with her. She might even give you an orgasm eventually through various methods - use your imagination on that too. Sounds like fun, but that's when you really have to be careful. From what you've said about her, she doesn't seem like a person to be trusted.

3, If you are really interested in older women, it shouldn't be too difficult to find someone else. The various dating apps are full of them. But be careful there too, because on say Tinder, the number of men outnumber the women by a significant amount. There is plenty of BS on those things too, like the validation-seeking I mentioned above. Or they really want some free dinners on dates and they will string you along for a while. So be careful on there too, because initially, you will not know who you are really dealing with.

Nevertheless, it shouldn't be too difficult to arrange either a short-term or a long-term relationship with a lady of a certain age. Just don't marry one of them! That's not likely anyway, because in the longer run they are probably looking for someone with more resources than you have. Thus, you may be instantly dumped when a better prospect comes along - although they overestimate the chances of that ever happening.

In any case, they might get bored with you fairly quickly and look for another young guy for fun times. Watch your emotions and expectations, in other words.

I hope this is helpful. We live in an age when gender relations have become extremely twisted. By the way, I'm 67 so I have had some experience in life, even if it all wasn't first-hand.

 

[mynameisdarryl50]

The next time she shuts you down, ask her to introduce you to some of her hot available friends, get flirty with them, watch her get jealous and be determined to have you

 

[gunhilltrain]

The next time she shuts you down, ask her to introduce you to some of her hot available friends, get flirty with them, watch her get jealous and be determined to have you

I just told you why this would be bad advice. Even if this works, that would be the start of your troubles. Don't forget, this is a time when false or trumped-up accusations are not uncommon. She sounds like the kind of person who would drop a dime on you in an instant to protect herself.

A big red flag is that she sits on your lap when other people are around. Be polite and try to make light of it, but set some boundaries. If she refuses to get off, at least you have signaled to the other people that this was her idea, not yours. That kind of evidence may become important in the future.

A related piece of advice: try to avoid situations where you are alone with her. You will have no proof of what actually happened, and it is likely her word will be taken more seriously than yours if an issue comes up. Who would she rat you out to? Her husband, your family, the cops, the courts - she will probably be quite canny when it comes to proclaiming her own innocence.

 

[incest_gets_me_hot]

The next time she shuts you down, ask her to introduce you to some of her hot available friends, get flirty with them, watch her get jealous and be determined to have you

She does not have any hot friends unfortunately. And all her friends are either married or in a relationship.

All right, this is my take on this.

1, I think this woman is playing games with you. She gave herself away when she said, "I need this attention." She's seeking validation; she's not necessarily interested in you per se.

2, She's not a blood relative, but her family connection to you is quite close. Be careful! This whole thing could blow up in your face, and there are a number of ways that could happen - use your imagination. That might happen even if you are just "fooling around" with her, not going all the way with her. She might even give you an orgasm eventually through various methods - use your imagination on that too. Sounds like fun, but that's when you really have to be careful. From what you've said about her, she doesn't seem like a person to be trusted.

3, If you are really interested in older women, it shouldn't be too difficult to find someone else. The various dating apps are full of them. But be careful there too, because on say Tinder, the number of men outnumber the women by a significant amount. There is plenty of BS on those things too, like the validation-seeking I mentioned above. Or they really want some free dinners on dates and they will string you along for a while. So be careful on there too, because initially, you will not know who you are really dealing with.

Nevertheless, it shouldn't be too difficult to arrange either a short-term or a long-term relationship with a lady of a certain age. Just don't marry one of them! That's not likely anyway, because in the longer run they are probably looking for someone with more resources than you have. Thus, you may be instantly dumped when a better prospect comes along - although they overestimate the chances of that ever happening.

In any case, they might get bored with you fairly quickly and look for another young guy for fun times. Watch your emotions and expectations, in other words.

I hope this is helpful. We live in an age when gender relations have become extremely twisted. By the way, I'm 67 so I have had some experience in life, even if it all wasn't first-hand.

I do not want a relationship with with a mature woman. I have a steady girl friend.

The thing is that I got very horny when my dick got pushed against her curvy ass. I just want to fuck her once, to get it out of my system and that is it. But I think that it may not be worth it after all.

Thank you both for your replies.

 

[gunhilltrain]

She does not have any hot friends unfortunately. And all her friends are either married or in a relationship.



I do not want a relationship with with a mature woman. I have a steady girl friend.

The thing is that I got very horny when my dick got pushed against her curvy ass. I just want to fuck her once, to get it out of my system and that is it. But I think that it may not be worth it after all.

Thank you both for your replies.

1, Her lack of hot friends; I think I've already pointed out that this is moot. Probably it's a good thing that she doesn't have such friends.

2, I don't know either of you; I'm just going by what you've told me and what I can speculate about human nature. So you only want to fuck her once? Well, good luck if you can pull that off. I suspect that once you get a taste of her, she probably won't be out of your system so fast. Knowing the nature of young guys (I was one myself once), it's likely that you - and not just you - will be thinking, "All right, a second time, that's not so unreasonable is it?" You see where I'm going with this?

3, Your first physical contact with her at the crash scene may have been an accident, but you escalated it by rubbing against her (that's understandable). She didn't leave or say anything. However, different women may have had other reactions: a. just leaving, b. laughing it off as a sort of prank, c. politely but firmly telling you to stop, d. getting really pissed off at you.

4, Instead, at later events, she was the one who escalated it. I can't tell if it's mere flirting, but even flirting with a relative (even a non-blood one) is a red flag.

5, This brings up a further point: she might not be so happy to be pumped and dumped. That's another critical point. She might try to pull off some stunt on you then, whether there is any truth in what she says or not.

6, I'm going to ask a couple of questions that you are not obligated to answer. Have you ever had a girlfriend before, either serious or casual? Have you ever had any sexual contact with a girl - whatever that might be.

7, The modern dating scene is horrible, especially for guys your age. (Those apps like Tinder and Bumble are a blight.) If you feel like you want to gain some experience with an older woman, then try that. You still have to be careful, and try to figure out who you are dealing with first.

Finding a woman you're own age can be a challenge. I don't think I'm being sexist when I say that social media has given many women unrealistic expectations about what kind of man they can land. I'd say that the introduction of smartphones (2007?) was the cross-over point into the craziness we are in now.

 

[gunhilltrain]

1, Her lack of hot friends; I think I've already pointed out that this is moot. Probably it's a good thing that she doesn't have such friends.

2, I don't know either of you; I'm just going by what you've told me and what I can speculate about human nature. So you only want to fuck her once? Well, good luck if you can pull that off. I suspect that once you get a taste of her, she probably won't be out of your system so fast. Knowing the nature of young guys (I was one myself once), it's likely that you - and not just you - will be thinking, "All right, a second time, that's not so unreasonable is it?" You see where I'm going with this?

3, Your first physical contact with her at the crash scene may have been an accident, but you escalated it by rubbing against her (that's understandable). She didn't leave or say anything. However, different women may have had other reactions: a. just leaving, b. laughing it off as a sort of prank, c. politely but firmly telling you to stop, d. getting really pissed off at you.

4, Instead, at later events, she was the one who escalated it. I can't tell if it's mere flirting, but even flirting with a relative (even a non-blood one) is a red flag.

5, This brings up a further point: she might not be so happy to be pumped and dumped. That's another critical point. She might try to pull off some stunt on you then, whether there is any truth in what she says or not.

6, Oh, you said you already have a steady girlfriend. Yet you seemed willing to cheat on her - if only once, you say! Maybe you should concentrate on her and be grateful for what you've already got. Yes, also said that your "aunt" might not be worth it after all. So maybe everything I've said is moot then too.

 

[Lucy_Lastic]

How can I seduce her? Any suggestions, advice and tips are more than welcome, because I got no clue as what to do and I am very horny for her.

Grow up. Just because you want something to happen doesn't mean its going to happen.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Grow up. Just because you want something to happen doesn't mean its going to happen.

I already told him that he might actually get what he wants, and then his troubles really might begin.

 

[el_uno77]

you are playing a dangerous game and there are no re-do's nor can you hit the pause button. KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. and like mentioned before avoid being alone with her!

 

[NewOldGuy77]

@incest_gets_me_hot you’re 21, a good age to take chances and make a mistake; put on the wax wings and fly close to the sun, it might end badly or it might be fun.

Next time you’re alone with her, remind her she’s an amazing woman, and she should call you to come over if she ever needs reminding of that. This way it’s on her, so she can’t get mad at you or slap your hand away.

Good luck, young rascal!

 

[stxjimmy]

Learn to engage and think with your brain.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Learn to engage and think with your brain.

That’s not usually how it works when you’re male and 21. The testosterone flowing through his veins will override the excellent advice from @gunhilltrain

 

[nfrrdscnnr1]

I would not avoid her. But is appears that, while she very much appreciates the attention and the possible sex, she is also reluctant to indulge and do what her jumpin genes tell her to do. Be available for more foreplay but respect her wishes if she can't pull the trigger and fuck you.

 

[gunhilltrain]

@incest_gets_me_hot you’re 21, a good age to take chances and make a mistake; put on the wax wings and fly close to the sun, it might end badly or it might be fun.

Next time you’re alone with her, remind her she’s an amazing woman, and she should call you to come over if she ever needs reminding of that. This way it’s on her, so she can’t get mad at you or slap your hand away.

Good luck, young rascal!

I believe he said he said he already has a girlfriend. And if he is really that interested in older women, he could find one who is not related to him. He's still got to be careful because dumping a woman (well, she might dump him first) can be tricky. I wouldn't expect such a May-September romance to last very long. He even claimed that only wanted one time with this aunt, but I think he's fooling himself.

So don't tell her she's amazing or that she should call you. Try to say as little as possible. Most women won't retaliate merely for being rejected. (Of course, there are no guarantees.) Her getting pumped and dumped might cause a stronger reaction.

 

[gunhilltrain]

That’s not usually how it works when you’re male and 21. The testosterone flowing through his veins will override the excellent advice from @gunhilltrain

I think the expression is "think with your head, not your dick." He's still got to take responsibility for his own reactions. Maybe this is geezer nostalgia, but we live in an age of very confused and, frankly, dysfunctional gender relations. I really think that both genders, until maybe fifteen years ago, used to act more honorably than they do now. It wasn't perfect, but there wasn't that level of distrust and outright hostility that I see now.

 

[MaraschinoCherry]

*rubs temples*

Edited to add: this is a terrible, terrible idea

 

[Dearelliot]

Around 70 years ago I had that happen to me. I was young a virgin and so interested. I started by visiting when he was away fishing, we played scrabble. It took a while and I was trying to seduce her....but she was the one in that was leading me.
Her back bothered her so I rubbed her back, and so on.
each time we flew closer to the flame and then it happened.
And we continued on and off for maybe 3 years. It bothered her in that she liked me too much while for me I was just a youngster enjoying the new found sex toy.
I have mixed feeling about whether I should have. The memory of my first time with a woman and what we did is precious, something I love to recall. Years passed they passed away.
but the chance of had it come out god only knows what problems it may have caused.
If I could have changed anything about it, I would have preferred she was just a neighbor and lived much further away.
If I wanted to advise anyone, I'd say, if you're getting good sex elsewhere, leave her alone, for me I was so hungry at the time, I couldn't turn it down.

 

[RoperTrace]

She is family, this is a bad idea. You have a girlfriend. Stick with her. It sounds like your auntie is playing you a little, but still likes your attention. Nothing good can come out of this. IF she is playing you, then she's doing it with others too, just my opinion. Either way, let us know how it turns out.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Either way, let us know how it turns out.

Absolutely, @incest_gets_me_hot ! You have a whole cadre of invested followers now...

 

[slt4dd]

I'm not saying anything different really than anyone else, but I'm still going to say it.

This is a bad idea. Very bad idea. I know it's not like you can avoid her, but whatever game is being played you don't want any part of it in any way. Sorry, but she is a walking red flag. My take on it is she's setting you up. If I were you I would stop any sort of flirting you've been doing. Don't touch her - pressing against her, trying to grab her, etc. Don't be alone with her either.

I get how much of a turn on this is for you. Can you role play with your girlfriend instead of pursuing your Aunt? Even just find an older woman who'd be into the role play. I get it...I love the taboo role play, but that's all it is.

Good luck and hope you think with your brain on this one.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Why do I feel like I just happened into "Dear Penthouse Forum"....

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Why do I feel like I just happened into "Dear Penthouse Forum"....

It’s disappointing that he’s not giving any updates!

 

[gunhilltrain]

Around 70 years ago I had that happen to me. I was young a virgin and so interested. I started by visiting when he was away fishing, we played scrabble. It took a while and I was trying to seduce her....but she was the one in that was leading me.
Her back bothered her so I rubbed her back, and so on.
each time we flew closer to the flame and then it happened.
And we continued on and off for maybe 3 years. It bothered her in that she liked me too much while for me I was just a youngster enjoying the new found sex toy.
I have mixed feeling about whether I should have. The memory of my first time with a woman and what we did is precious, something I love to recall. Years passed they passed away.
but the chance of had it come out god only knows what problems it may have caused.
If I could have changed anything about it, I would have preferred she was just a neighbor and lived much further away.
If I wanted to advise anyone, I'd say, if you're getting good sex elsewhere, leave her alone, for me I was so hungry at the time, I couldn't turn it down.

I assume you are talking about an aunt, although you didn't quite specify that. Was she a blood relative or merely your uncle's wife? I hope you don't mind me asking, but you brought your experiences into the discussion. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[Dearelliot]

I assume you are talking about an aunt, although you didn't quite specify that. Was she a blood relative or merely your uncle's wife? I hope you don't mind me asking, but you brought your experiences into the discussion. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

My uncle, her husband was my mother's brother, so no blood.
At my age and a virgin...a real virgin. I had never even seen or touched a woman's bare breasts much less had sex, at the time. Seeing her naked, her breasts, I couldn't resist.