How to Tell Fake, Real, or Just Plain Creepy
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MikeD93
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Fair enough. I think im just gonna go with it. Real or not
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Couples that engage in that usually (gneralizing here) speak of the wife in respectful terms.
I am just as apt to rasp in an ear something coarse like "you dirty little slut" in the heat of the moment, and did so even while monogamous.
In the cold light of day, I did not then, and even now that we are split up refer to the mother of my children that way. It would not only be rude, it would seem "tinny."
When you hear that type of talk from the hubby especially with an absent, or infrequent female sounding authors voice, it is some dude jacking off to his fantasies.
Not that there is anything wrong with him doing so, or you feeding that if you get some benefit out of it. Are there pictures or vivid descriptions or other salacious details that you enjoy? Go for it.
If hubby is boring and lazy and just wants you to tell him how you would abuse his dirty little slut, I would pass.
If you are talking real-life encounters, any legit couple will want you interacting with the wife early, by phone. They know about the time wasters and they also want to sense your energy.
I had such an opportunity recently. A bit older than my target demographic is for my single play, and something about the matter-of-fact scheduling that they suggested with no warm-up or in person meeting to check for chemistry made me take a pass.
The way that it went was very straightforward. They answered my ad and after a quick email exchange and me sending pics as requested they gave their phone number for a chat, and the wife picked up. Husband was in the background for support only.
The worth-their-time guys with options that they are interested in will be off-put by some drooling hubby in the corner so real swingers avoid that.
I am just as apt to rasp in an ear something coarse like "you dirty little slut" in the heat of the moment, and did so even while monogamous.
In the cold light of day, I did not then, and even now that we are split up refer to the mother of my children that way. It would not only be rude, it would seem "tinny."
When you hear that type of talk from the hubby especially with an absent, or infrequent female sounding authors voice, it is some dude jacking off to his fantasies.
Not that there is anything wrong with him doing so, or you feeding that if you get some benefit out of it. Are there pictures or vivid descriptions or other salacious details that you enjoy? Go for it.
If hubby is boring and lazy and just wants you to tell him how you would abuse his dirty little slut, I would pass.
If you are talking real-life encounters, any legit couple will want you interacting with the wife early, by phone. They know about the time wasters and they also want to sense your energy.
I had such an opportunity recently. A bit older than my target demographic is for my single play, and something about the matter-of-fact scheduling that they suggested with no warm-up or in person meeting to check for chemistry made me take a pass.
The way that it went was very straightforward. They answered my ad and after a quick email exchange and me sending pics as requested they gave their phone number for a chat, and the wife picked up. Husband was in the background for support only.
The worth-their-time guys with options that they are interested in will be off-put by some drooling hubby in the corner so real swingers avoid that.
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Forty years ago I was hit on a lot. Plenty of guys invited me over to meet their wives, one man invited me to service his wife while he was away from home for a year. His wife knew of the offer and called me occasionally. She wasn't gorgeous tho.
On one occasion I was repairing a phone when the husband invited me to service his wife who came in, sat on the bed, and exposed herself. One half of their garage was a sex room. On another occasion the husband mowed the yard while I was with his wife.
Life was good back then.
On one occasion I was repairing a phone when the husband invited me to service his wife who came in, sat on the bed, and exposed herself. One half of their garage was a sex room. On another occasion the husband mowed the yard while I was with his wife.
Life was good back then.
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LOL too funny. Oh man best line of the day.
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http://ourhotwives.org/
Whole website devoted to it. Met a woman from there, but never had the chance to hook up.
http://ourhotwives.org/
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That surly old geezer has been that way his entire life. WHO in their right mind would want him for anything? He couldn't service a blow up doll. I imagine even his right hand gets headaches.
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You might be surprised I still cut the muster.
Thirty years ago I worked with an old man, 80 years old, who scared the crap outta the boys who worked for him. Jim was an ex-Marine who prolly retired about the time World War 2 started. We called him Sergeant Rock. He was nuthin but hard muscle and no fear. He'd make short work of the millennial pussies and prancing poets you run with.
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Jimmie......can you hear me? Hellooooooo .......... snap out of it. Have you mixed up your meds again?
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You are too funny!
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I'd cry and never smile again if you were hot enough to kiss your ass.
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You wouldn't even know how to smile IF you wanted to. Who are you kidding?
