how to stop masturbating?

[Hanon435]

it wastes so much time but women are so attractive

how can someone cut down at least?

 

[GreenCU24]

Step one: Remove hand from penis.

Thats really about it.

 

[revchev]

I stop masturbating when I cum. Works every time.

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Why would you want to cut back? It's so much fun!
Not to mention the safest sex possible!

 

[silverwhisper]

am i alone in finding this question being asked on this particular site particularly funny? :>

ed

 

[Guest]

Why would you want to cut back? It's so much fun!
Not to mention the safest sex possible!

I am with you on this one. What could possibly be the problem? At 45 I do it more than I did as a teenager and it still feels good!

 

[Eilan]

am i alone in finding this question being asked on this particular site particularly funny?

Now that I'm here, no.

 

[bisexplicit]

Okay, if you're doing it three times a day or less (meh its something arbitrary I just made up, but it sounds good) and its not interferring in your daily life, then you need to just decide to do it or not.
If its more than that, and you're unable to cope, then you may have an addiction to masturbation, which in that case, you should see a sex therapist.

 

[Moleculor]

Replace it with sex?

 

[Lady Adoria]

Why Stop?

Im afraid Im with Wickid on this one..why stop??? I mean noone in the world knows what you like or how to do it better than you do. On the other hand, if your doing it in place of sex...THATS a problem.

 

[Sleen&Jaynit]

it wastes so much time but women are so attractive

how can someone cut down at least?

You can always chop your hands off.

 

[cg_allstar]

You can always chop your hands off.

Or your dick. Either way.

 

[pupper]

When your palms get hairy

 

[Lady Adoria]

Realistic

Come on people...lets be mature....

 

[Koroshinobi]

I will give you a line from the Ladies Man

Leon: It's all the "wang's" fault I should just cut it off
Juile: You're not going to do that Leon
Leon: your right thats the crazeist thing I ever said

 

[leagel]

the question is not "how can I stop masturbating?" but rather "how can I stop worrying about masturbating?"

 

[EJFan]

i have to agree with the others who said, "why stop?"

however, i realize that your question was HOW do you stop... so, to that, all i can really say is that it's the same as stopping any other habit. willpower.

now... there's no shortage of people at lit and around the 'net who will offer to help you with this dilemma. they'll ask for extraordinary amounts of money and promise the world... they'll proffer shock therapy, hypnosis, 12-step programs and pictures of my mother naked. don't accept any of these offers... in fact, report them to the US FTA and BBB.

just for the record... the gum DOES work. i think it's called jackerette. (g'head quoll... you know you want to)

 

[Eilan]

it wastes so much time but women are so attractive

Start thinking about men instead?

Seriously, I don't know why this is a problem, unless, as others have mentioned, it interferes with the rest of your life or (I've heard of this) you have problems cumming during sex because you're so used to your own "grip."

 

[HandFan]

Replace it with sex?

Okay, you just made me spit my water on the floor That was great!

 

[Eilan]

now... there's no shortage of people at lit and around the 'net who will offer to help you with this dilemma. they'll ask for extraordinary amounts of money and promise the world...

Do you mean to tell me that I could have been getting PAID to be a condescending bitch and I've been giving it away all this time????

 

[HandFan]

Thanks Eilan, more water on my floor!

Yippie! Top of the page dance!

 

[Exciteher]

it wastes so much time but women are so attractive

how can someone cut down at least?

Sure fire way to cut down on masturbating...

Join a US Forest Service fire crew... they really need people and are going to be busy this year.

 

[rounder03]

Get addicted to drugs or alcohol. That'll cut down on your sex drive really quick.

Or get married and have your wife join you with a helping hand.

 

[mrmgp]

Step one: Remove hand from penis.

Thats really about it.

Simple solutions to simple problems.

 

[fr34k_n45ty]

i really don't see why your worried. I could see if it makes you late for things and your missing out on things then theres a reason to cut back... maybe just try to hold off till before you go to bed or before work... or both....i wish you luck