How to Show her Jewels "accidentally"

[Sawherjewels]

Not looking for the outlandish, unbelievable stories, but real experiences by real people. Some of our stories are recently posted, and would like to discuss all that goes on with others of a like mind and interests, along with the problems that occur, escape plans and just sharing ideas.

 

[southernsky]

Okay, I can't hold it in anymore. Wtf are you talking about?

 

[mjl2010]

Ok now that SouthernSky had the balls, I'll say it too. WTF are you talking about?

 

[SweetErika]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who couldn't decipher his post!

I'm assuming 'jewels' is a euphemism for breasts, genitals or skills, but even when riding on that assumption, I still can't figure out how either of those would be shown off accidentally.

 

[Erosian]

*At the next Thanksgiving dinner*

"Hey, honey, could you reach all the way over there to get the gravy-WOAH!! CHECK IT OUT EVERYONE, MY GIRL HAS A REALLY EXPENSIVE RING THAT I JUST PURCHASED FOR HER!!!!!"

 

[Eilan]

I still can't figure out how either of those would be shown off accidentally.

Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction"?

Meh, I got nothing.

 

[southernsky]

Only thing i can come up with is him getting his woman to flash strangers in public, hence the need for "escape plans". i personally have never had the vajayjay referred to as "jewels".

What if you were using carrots as sex toys? Then you could ask "How many carrots are in YOUR jewels?!?"

Oy, that food thread rubbed off on me a little bit I guess. I suppose the OP is not coming back to help us out, is he...

 

[Eilan]

i personally have never had the vajayjay referred to as "jewels".

Me neither. I've heard of men's genitals being called "family jewels," but this is a new one on me.

Maybe she has some hot new piercings!

 

[erodream351]

xxxxx

 

[silverwhisper]

strictly speaking, i suppose there would have to be at least 2 such pieces, huh?

ed

 

[Nightbird]

You know those cameras on Roller Coaster rides? Apperantly it's cool for women to flash their breasts on them.
Theres even a web site..