How To Seduce A Lit-Woman

[Sundayschild]

Personally I find not trying to seduce works best for me. I'm crap at it anyway, so having a laugh and seeing what happens is far more effective, and has found me more friends than just hookups. I can't think of the last time I messaged someone trying to get in her virtual pants.

 

[beachbaby179]

DO:
Make her laugh.
A little stalking isn't creepy; it shows interest if you engage her in conversation about something in her profile or something she recently posted.
Compliment her on something.
Interact on the threads. Generally lit women won't open up immediately when they get a pm from a stranger.

DO NOT:
Display a cockatar.
Type 'hey' as the subject of your first pm.
Similarly, type 'wanna chat? hit me up' as your message. *yawn*
Get right to business. Get to know her first.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Be kind, understanding, give complements,be patient, good with words, fun, playful, thoutful, pm her first thing in the morning send her a voice recording telling her how you feel about her, show her a picture, claim her in front off all, be her protector and the hardest to me is show my vulnerabilities to her.

 

[tiny_tits]

Personally I find not trying to seduce works best for me. I'm crap at it anyway, so having a laugh and seeing what happens is far more effective, and has found me more friends than just hookups. I can't think of the last time I messaged someone trying to get in her virtual pants.

May 9, 2013

 

[Sundayschild]

May 9, 2013

I was waiting for that....

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I was going to say something funny here, but I lost track of what I wanted to say. I think it's high time a Lit woman seduced ME. I'll be waiting. For a very very very very very very very long time.

 

[tiny_tits]

I was waiting for that....

I should have picked a date after I started here .

 

[Girly_girl]

Be kind, understanding, give complements,be patient, good with words, fun, playful, thoutful, pm her first thing in the morning send her a voice recording telling her how you feel about her, show her a picture, claim her in front off all, be her protector and the hardest to me is show my vulnerabilities to her.

^^^^This

 

[just4friends]

Treat her like REAL person??
I was taught this early on by my lit gurus
Then again, in real life most of us would be afraid to say anything
A lit friendship develops fast but friendship should be the starting point after getting over "hello"

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Thanks


In my personal life introduce myself, smile, compliment, start conversation she's comfortable with, make her feel comfortable, stimulate her mind, be the man pay for the date, get her flowers, write her letters, spend quality time, take her to different places, prioritize her, look into her eyes and focus on only her, play with her hair, whisper in hear ears etc etc.

 

[just4friends]

Don't pretend to be something you are not

If profile, post, or sigature does not include you then respect that! You can still be friends

Shoot. So I do have to write back to guy who says "what you doing?"

 

[yellowrocket]

If you know the names of all the Pokémon, I'm yours.

So how many do I need to know of the top of my head for a second conversation?

 

[Penuche]

Imma have to ask OxfordDon and get back to you on this one.

Please do - he could do with more decent male litsers to take some of his fanclub's demands off him.

Thinking about the thread's subject though, a few things come to mind:

I don't want a PM starting with "hey beautiful/gorgeous/lovely lady" when most of you on here have never seen my face. It comes across (at least to me) as you think I'd be so pathetically grateful for one compliment that I'll immediately drop my cyber knickers - not gonna happen.

I don't want to hear about the size of your cock, except maybe during an RP or similar. No dick pics either, unless requested. Show me the size of your personality first and you'll probably be pleasantly surprised at what I think you might be like between the sheets.

Keep an eye on time zones - there can be the greatest chemistry in the world but I'm still not going to talk to you when half asleep or due out of the door at any moment.

Even if I RPed (or at least flirted with you on threads) with you before, that doesn't mean I want to (or can) right now.

I know this sounds unreasonably demanding, but please be interesting, or amusing. I come here in my free time, to enjoy myself, to practise some of my writing skills; I don't come here to talk to somebody just because they're bored/lonely/horny. You might well be bored, lonely, and horny too, but please for the love of Eris be interesting!

 

[Penuche]

Treat her like REAL person?? <snip>

A lit friendship develops fast but friendship should be the starting point after getting over "hello"

This in spades ^

 

[MaryanneB]

Just be single, decent looking....with a big dick.

 

[Penuche]

Just be single, decent looking....with a big dick.

We're talking about Lit, not real life...

 

[Bookishleigh]

I'm particularly picky - if someone actually appears to do have done their homework (ie can pick up on my interests), I will be intrigued enough to post stalk them. If, when I post-stalk, I see they hit on everything that moves, I lose interest. No cockatars.

I like smart, nerdy men who will want to talk to me first - not just assume right away I want to talk about sex. I know...but it's a "porn board." Fantastic - go look at the "free porn" and find someone else.

Edited to add: Be up front about your real-life situation. Not all of us are comfortable being a distraction for someone who is married or in a relationship.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'm particularly picky - if someone actually appears to do have done their homework (ie can pick up on my interests), I will be intrigued enough to post stalk them. If, when I post-stalk, I see they hit on everything that moves, I lose interest. No cockatars.

I like smart, nerdy men who will want to talk to me first - not just assume right away I want to talk about sex. I know...but it's a "porn board." Fantastic - go look at the "free porn" and find someone else.

Edited to add: Be up front about your real-life situation. Not all of us are comfortable being a distraction for someone who is married or in a relationship.

I think this was very well said also.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I think this was very well said also.

Thank you. I'm not known for my diplomacy, but I try at times.

 

[islandjoe2]

Oh my hell, I just read (inferred) that there may be a difference between research and stalking....somebody please explain this to me, quickly.

 

[makemewet69]

I joined in January and decided to create a persona, rather than be my true self. I was overly sexual. Then I happened across a man on here named Cjontherocks. I could not be myself with him. He treated me with respect and kindness that I hadn't really known before. He never asked for pics, he never sent a dick pic. The first time I saw him naked was the first time we had sex. The first time we talked on the phone he told me I was different and that he didn't want to do the phone sex thing. It was well after we'd had real sex that we phone sexed or even really sent dirty messages.

My point is, if you want a connection be real and not abrasive. If you just want to get off, read someone's profile first. Most of us who don't want the dirty messages have that in our profile. Be respectful and everything will fall into place.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'm particularly picky - if someone actually appears to do have done their homework (ie can pick up on my interests), I will be intrigued enough to post stalk them. If, when I post-stalk, I see they hit on everything that moves, I lose interest. No cockatars.

I like smart, nerdy men who will want to talk to me first - not just assume right away I want to talk about sex. I know...but it's a "porn board." Fantastic - go look at the "free porn" and find someone else.

Edited to add: Be up front about your real-life situation. Not all of us are comfortable being a distraction for someone who is married or in a relationship.

Hit on is different than flirt though, right? I openly admit that im an equal opportunity flirt! I flirt with everyone, he'll even OxfordDon on occasion. I have some friendships that go beyond flirting. I have someone that I consider special.

Though, I don't try to sleep with everyone.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Hit on is different than flirt though, right? I openly admit that im an equal opportunity flirt! I flirt with everyone, he'll even OxfordDon on occasion. I have some friendships that go beyond flirting. I have someone that I consider special.

Though, I don't try to sleep with everyone.

for the record, ricky has never tried to sleep with me.
which is more than we can say about he and OxfordDon apparently

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

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[just4friends]

Just be single, decent looking....with a big dick.

Damn.. 3 strikes.. Is this like bowling? So I am a turkey?