How To Seduce A Lit-Woman

[mnbreastluver]

I have no need to.

 

[papadoc19]

*Peeks in...takes notes*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Know what you're good at and do that. If she doesn't like it, you'll know soon enough.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Suits
Facial hair
Foreign accents

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

When all else fails, GAY PORN.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Be on time
Be upbeat
Make her laugh

 

[DarkrSide]

Just like in real life, don't move too soon. You will wind up feeling like an ass in the end....

I know from experience.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Be accessible and responsive, but not aggressive.

 

[THROBBS]

Know what you're good at and do that. If she doesn't like it, you'll know soon enough.

true dat.

if she doesn't like it, maybe you aren't so good at it, after all.
(or it's not to her tastes, and move along)

Suits
Facial hair
Foreign accents

suits, that's for "special", otherwise, they wouldn't be so special.
facial hair seems to be a Honey preference, which is fine by me, as I sport some.
If you haven't got a "foreign" accent, maybe move...? You're a foreigner somewhere.

When all else fails, GAY PORN.

ha!

Glad I have not failed to that extent.

Be accessible and responsive, but not aggressive.

Accessibility is somewhat limited on LIT.
Response times may vary.
GrRRrRRrRRr or do I mean Purrrrrrrr

 

[barefootgirl69]

Take showers... not necessarily together right away... but, take them anyway.

 

[THROBBS]

Take showers... not necessarily together right away... but, take them anyway.

Good advice, in general.

Not so mandatory while wooing via LIT...or has technology advanced to the Sensaround™ level?!

Be on time
Be upbeat
Make her laugh

we are blurring the lines from here to there, which is still germane.

 

[THROBBS]

Just like in real life, don't move too soon. You will wind up feeling like an ass in the end....

I know from experience.

ah...
feeling like an ass, not "feeling ass".

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

DO NOT overstay your welcome. I cannot stress this enough.

When visiting the box of a new acquaintance, limit yourself to three PMs. THREE.

Knock on the door, say whatever the fuck you're there to say, and get the fuck out. If she wants you back, she will find a way to let you know!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

true dat.

if she doesn't like it, maybe you aren't so good at it, after all.
(or it's not to her tastes, and move along)


suits, that's for "special", otherwise, they wouldn't be so special.
facial hair seems to be a Honey preference, which is fine by me, as I sport some.
If you haven't got a "foreign" accent, maybe move...? You're a foreigner somewhere.



ha!

Glad I have not failed to that extent.


Accessibility is somewhat limited on LIT.
Response times may vary.
GrRRrRRrRRr or do I mean Purrrrrrrr

THROBBS

 

[THROBBS]

DO NOT overstay your welcome. I cannot stress this enough.

When visiting the box of a new acquaintance, limit yourself to three PMs. THREE.

Knock on the door, say whatever the fuck you're there to say, and get the fuck out. If she wants you back, she will find a way to let you know!!

(probably holds true for posts on threads too)

1,2,3,4........

 

[THROBBS]

THROBBS

oh them pixel lips!

 

[THROBBS]

BTW, guys — Lit-women LOVE cocktars *nods*, I've been told many times.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

BTW, guys — Lit-women LOVE cocktars *nods*, I've been told many times.

Hm...

I put up with your cockatar because you have other charms. FTR, I am fine with cocks in profile.

 

[THROBBS]

Hm...

I put up with your cockatar because you have other charms. FTR, I am fine with cocks in profile.

I have???


cool.

They're magically delicious!

 

[yossi]

Treating her like a human being is usually a good place to start.

 

[THROBBS]

Treating her like a human being is usually a good place to start.

mmmmm... Human women, my favorite!

 

[Lia Monde]

With Lit-women (as with most women), if you caress her mind, make her laugh, convey a broad range of interests and curiosity ... you'll be halfway to her heart [and other places].

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If she asks to see your tummy, show her your tummy.

Not your tummy plus the tip of your dick as a bonus feature.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Don't play games, tell her your intentions, give her time, give her attention, be straight forward, make her laugh, make her feel safe, be patient with her, listen to her and make her feel special

 

[TheMrBurns]

Just be genuine and honest about yourself. Nobody likes liars.
Listen to what she says and respect limits. Take a no as a no.