How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[LucianaGrace]

just flutter your eye lashes

That explains it! I’ve never quite worked out the flutter thing...
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[Wild_Honey_66]

Hahaha

 

[13Fantasies]

That explains it! I’ve never quite worked out the flutter thing...
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You look like outtake auditions for I DREAM OF JEANNIE.

 

[Pantyboy74]

I can already hear sis and how she thinks it works for me.
*Just be female and breathe*

Yes I'll flirt with almost anyone.
But to get in my heart, that's a different thing altogether.

You need to be funny, witty, intelligent, quirky, kind, friendly and big hearted.
I can fall for someone before even seeing them.

Big tits are also nice.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I can already hear sis and how she thinks it works for me.
*Just be female and breathe*

Yes I'll flirt with almost anyone.
But to get in my heart, that's a different thing altogether.

You need to be funny, witty, intelligent, quirky, kind, friendly and big hearted.
I can fall for someone before even seeing them.

Big tits are also nice.

you and others


show a well-turned ankle

 

[Lia Monde]

Wine, woman and song. Except you usually don't need the wine or the song.

 

[emsway]

I find posting under him three times in ten minutes very effective in getting the ball rolling.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I find posting under him three times in ten minutes very effective in getting the ball rolling.

This is disturbingly accurate.

 

[angelofthenorth]

have a pulse

 

[AbsintheFather]

This is disturbingly accurate.

You just know she's already half-way there

 

[lacandy]

*takes notes*

From what I see these days my game is severely lacking...

 

[LostGirlTink]

*takes notes*

From what I see these days my game is severely lacking...

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[FortybutNice]

I think that most of the lovely ladies of Lit could get most of the guys at “Hello”...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Just have a female SN start a thread and say hi!

 

[OldUncleJack]

You ladies make us chaps sound so shallow..as if we are...

BOOBIES!!!

ahem...as if we are so easy!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You just know she's already half-way there

She pulls out that AV with the shorts and the boots and she can cut back that number to one post.

Just have a female SN start a thread and say hi!

What's an SN?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You ladies make us chaps sound so shallow..as if we are...
BOOBIES!!!
ahem...as if we are so easy!

<~~ Like zis? *gestures dramatically*

 

[LostGirlTink]

Yeah apparently boobs.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Yeah apparently boobs.

Other things work too

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah apparently boobs.

Tits. Ta-tas. Breasticles.

Amy calls them funbags.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Yeah apparently boobs.

Actually it's bum and legs for me!!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I try to make it very easy. If any of you women want to work on your seduction techniques, I pretty much can guarantee you success.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Other things work too

*miao*

 

[Adre]

<~~ Like zis? *gestures dramatically*

That’ll do it.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I try to make it very easy. If any of you women want to work on your seduction techniques, I pretty much can guarantee you success.

I on the other hand, require hours of pratice, and there will be tests and POP quizes