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I hasten to say that although the data compiled was achieved through Scientific Method, that the results should not be viewed as ‘absolute’ or conclusive, as there proves to be exceptions to the general rules.
This species may be observed at a distance by noting that the males predominately have longer hair than the females, somewhat the opposite of traditional styles of coiffure. However, this feature is dampened as the males seem to express their masculinity with an excess of facial hair.
With the fullness of time, ‘office’ attire for both genders was mutually agreed upon to consist of a suit, white or near white shirt, tie and jacket for the male and similar but gender modified for the female.
However, the species in question appears to prefer a casual, ‘collegiate’ professorial appearance reminiscent of past open collar vests, curved, ‘Sherlock Holmes’ pipes and a generally seedy overall appearance.
In amusing compatibility, the female reaches back into previous fashions of long flowing garments, that cover rather than accentuate the feminine form. ‘Earth’ colors, in pastels usually, seems to express an appreciation of ‘nature’, is shared by both sexes as a gender blending effect.
The artifacts of female enhancement are disregarded, such as lip coloring, foundation make-up and eye decorations in an attempt to deny that natural attractiveness of these features. Very little personal adornments are worn, save the ancient ‘piercing’ of body parts, sometimes displayed, sometimes hidden.
Contrary to popular opinion, one can not ‘smell’ a 'lefty' a mile away, in fact just the opposite, as they fastidiously bathe several times a day to remove any natural scents and pheromones. Thus perfumes and colognes are replaced with the clinical smell of anti-deodorants, sometimes strong enough to fell passing insects from the air.
They seldom move about alone or even in pairs, preferring to exercise herd or ‘schooling’ techniques for safety in numbers. You can quickly identify them by the similar clothing and gait, usually a casual saunter as opposed to confident strides. The stooped attitude you will observe is apparently the male effort to more closely resemble the height of the female. Approaching from either front or back, it is sometimes difficult to ascertain gender, most likely a protective and defensive device.
Transportation, if used at all, usually includes ecologically friendly skateboards and bicycles and up the ladder, foreign made little ’economy’ vehicles, such as the German Volkswagens, with the upscale preferring the Audi, Volvo and the Beamer, although the last choice defies comprehension.
Many observers equated this unusual behavior to a youthful rebellion against authority. Others suspect that an entire generation was affected by a transitional time in recent history wherein ’alternative lifestyles’ became stylish. Yet others attribute it to a total lack of parental or familial involvement that brought the sundry members of this group
together.
There is much speculation on this phenomena, and many more identifying characteristics of this clique, with symptomatic evidence of increased barbiturate usage, sexual exploitation and fanatical religious and political aberrations.
As this ‘hickup’ generation aged and passed into oblivion, they left few progeny and even fewer solid reminders aside from transitory prose and poetry and a genre of pop music that will forever bear their name, “Heavy, Man”.
Part two of the essay may follow soon and additional anecdotal or historical referents are welcome.
Dr. I. Know Etall
Visiting speaker
F.U. University, College St.
Erehwon, ASU Aug. 2084
This species may be observed at a distance by noting that the males predominately have longer hair than the females, somewhat the opposite of traditional styles of coiffure. However, this feature is dampened as the males seem to express their masculinity with an excess of facial hair.
With the fullness of time, ‘office’ attire for both genders was mutually agreed upon to consist of a suit, white or near white shirt, tie and jacket for the male and similar but gender modified for the female.
However, the species in question appears to prefer a casual, ‘collegiate’ professorial appearance reminiscent of past open collar vests, curved, ‘Sherlock Holmes’ pipes and a generally seedy overall appearance.
In amusing compatibility, the female reaches back into previous fashions of long flowing garments, that cover rather than accentuate the feminine form. ‘Earth’ colors, in pastels usually, seems to express an appreciation of ‘nature’, is shared by both sexes as a gender blending effect.
The artifacts of female enhancement are disregarded, such as lip coloring, foundation make-up and eye decorations in an attempt to deny that natural attractiveness of these features. Very little personal adornments are worn, save the ancient ‘piercing’ of body parts, sometimes displayed, sometimes hidden.
Contrary to popular opinion, one can not ‘smell’ a 'lefty' a mile away, in fact just the opposite, as they fastidiously bathe several times a day to remove any natural scents and pheromones. Thus perfumes and colognes are replaced with the clinical smell of anti-deodorants, sometimes strong enough to fell passing insects from the air.
They seldom move about alone or even in pairs, preferring to exercise herd or ‘schooling’ techniques for safety in numbers. You can quickly identify them by the similar clothing and gait, usually a casual saunter as opposed to confident strides. The stooped attitude you will observe is apparently the male effort to more closely resemble the height of the female. Approaching from either front or back, it is sometimes difficult to ascertain gender, most likely a protective and defensive device.
Transportation, if used at all, usually includes ecologically friendly skateboards and bicycles and up the ladder, foreign made little ’economy’ vehicles, such as the German Volkswagens, with the upscale preferring the Audi, Volvo and the Beamer, although the last choice defies comprehension.
Many observers equated this unusual behavior to a youthful rebellion against authority. Others suspect that an entire generation was affected by a transitional time in recent history wherein ’alternative lifestyles’ became stylish. Yet others attribute it to a total lack of parental or familial involvement that brought the sundry members of this group
together.There is much speculation on this phenomena, and many more identifying characteristics of this clique, with symptomatic evidence of increased barbiturate usage, sexual exploitation and fanatical religious and political aberrations.
As this ‘hickup’ generation aged and passed into oblivion, they left few progeny and even fewer solid reminders aside from transitory prose and poetry and a genre of pop music that will forever bear their name, “Heavy, Man”.
Part two of the essay may follow soon and additional anecdotal or historical referents are welcome.
Dr. I. Know Etall
Visiting speaker
F.U. University, College St.
Erehwon, ASU Aug. 2084
