How to please women...

Ravenloft

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A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explain to them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."



So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh, and without hesitation move on to the next floor.



The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.



They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they kept going.



On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head up to the fifth floor.



There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
 
lol...

Hmmmmmm, well I suppose it is true with some women.... I don't think I am too hard to please... well, at least my hubby doesn't tell me that...:p
 
the fifth floor sounds perfect to me ... the thing is that women dont NEED men to be pleased :)
 
*sniffle* as an almost-man (I refuse to ever grow up), that hurts me deeply ;) ... *sniffle* I feel so... useless....
 
Sexy girl... It didn't have to be men on the floors, it could have been chocolate instead, the first floor could have had boxes of sup par chocolate, you know, the kind that tastes like chalk...

The second could have been some nestle's bars...

The third could be a bunch of those 2 dollar bars that the girl scouts sell...

The fourth could be the most scrumptious swiss chocolate...

But still, you women would be looking for ambrosia...

Blah.
 
lol ravenloft i got the joke .... but i was just being difficult thats another thing about women :)
 
Hahahah! Don't I know it Sexy Girl!

Let me buy ya a beer!

Haw haw haw! *Snort*
 
And here I thought the best way to please a woman was to give her your credit card.


;)
 
I do believe that so many men are great husbands and fathers and even though my choice sucked and turned out to be a horrible person, I am sure there are many women out there thankful they found their Mr. Right.




:)
 
hehe thanks ravenloft but i dont like beer ... hey least im keeping up the "women are difficult" thing :)
 
Renny, I think you should get you credit cards off Tabby ow. :)
And, Raven... Nothing will please a woman.
 
You wanna please me? It's easy...

1. Buy me all my school books (new, not used)
2. Looks don't matter, but you have to make me laugh


and that's it... ^_^
 
Renegade said:
And here I thought the best way to please a woman was to give her your credit card.


;)


No, that's how you please a girl. WOMEN (you know what those are, right? ;) ) have their own credit cards.

Not to burst your bubble Ravie, but I would have gotten off (and how!) on the fourth floor. Another aspect of women is we know what we like. :p
 
Aw... But HARDKORE... Thats no fun...

Had a bad go of it your first time around Kymberley? You can always keep looking...

Sexy Girl... How about some red wine? Thats an elegant drink...

Snuggle Bunny, nonsense, you only say that because nothing ever has!

Damn Basia... Do they let a fella put those books on a payment plan? Basia is a really cool handle by the way... Its neat to say... Basia... Basia...

...Basia...

Kitten Eyes... I was on the first floor... Someone misdirected me.
 
Ravenloft said:
Kitten Eyes... I was on the first floor... Someone misdirected me.


Great thing about elevators, they go back down too.


hmmm, I've never played in an elevator...
 
How to please women?

No conversation or thread reaind involved. Don't send me flowers or buy me chocolates.

Just send money...and leave me the fuck alone. :)

That, and sex on demand. ;)
 
I admit it, I'd go to the top floor, not for the men though just to see what the other sign said.








:p Besides I'll have more men around me this weekend then I could handle anyways :D
 
On a related ...

Thought-



Viagra for women, it's been around for ages ...


I call it jewelery
 
DriveSouth

Exclusing discussion of its effectiveness, that approach would be prohibitively expensive for most men. So if that's what you use, either you're loaded or you rarely get any. Hmm, wonder which one...;)
 
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