How To Not Totally Suck

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

There's a huge need for this thread, more even than the semi-famous HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN.

Emerson has agreed to serve us for a personality makeover.

 

[subdued_passion]

But will it still feel good if you don't suck in earnest?

 

[subdued_passion]

I'd think men would want more threads on proper sucking techniques. Not on not sucking.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'd think men would want more threads on proper sucking techniques. Not on not sucking.

Youre referring to the companion thread for females, HOW TO SUCK TOTALLY. Emerson's flexible to do this gig too.

 

[subdued_passion]

Youre referring to the companion thread for females, HOW TO SUCK TOTALLY. Emerson's flexible to do this gig too.

Now, why you gotta bring Emerson into every thread on HT?


*cough*unhealthy fixation*cough*

 

[Aphro]

I never totally suck. Sometimes, I lick.

Oh, wait...this isn't that type of thread. We're talking about sucking as homo sapiens, in the metaphorical sense. Gotcha. Carry on.

 

[subdued_passion]

I never totally suck. Sometimes, I lick.

Oh, wait...this isn't that type of thread. We're talking about sucking as homo sapiens, in the metaphorical sense. Gotcha. Carry on.

It's ok. I made the same mistake. But turns out the companion thread is gonna be out next. That's when we can talk about our techniques... or let JBJ tell us HOW TO TOTALLY SUCK.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Now, why you gotta bring Emerson into every thread on HT?


*cough*unhealthy fixation*cough*

Birds gotta swin, fish gotta fly, Emersons gotta suck or die.

 

[silverwhisper]

1. first, don't be jimmybob or cock star.
2. repeat 1.

it's really that fucking simple.

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