How to lubricate d ass ?

[Prasa]

Hai
anal sex is tight and throbbing one .
Lot of asses of lass are game for it .
I too have had my share pf asses .
But
still , cant found a best way to lubricate her ass .
I dislike d use of fingers .

So what is d best way to lubricate d. Ass ?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Subscribed.

 

[Eilan]

D silicone l00b.

Ur welcum.

 

[Miles Long]

When in doubt, just wrap it in bacon. That's good life advice.

 

[Prasa]

vl try

D silicone l00b.

Ur welcum.

u too vel cum

 

[Emerson40]

hallo dahlink

Boris say u vl like d eggnog enema
it vl make d ass tite and throbbing one
u cant stop luking now and
fuk a ass of lass

 

[Que]

instead of lubing de ass lube d dick.

personal favorite (I am assuming you can deepthroat?...if not practice, practice practice!) take him deep in your throat as you can..im talking your eyes are watering deep?

theres a different type of excretion in the throat- it is both more slippery and tends to cling to d dick better than saliva...give him a really sloppy wet deep blowjob, bend over ...and enjoy!

you are welcome!

 

[Emerson40]

Hai
anal sex is tight and throbbing one .
Lot of asses of lass are game for it .
I too have had my share pf asses .
But
still , cant found a best way to lubricate her ass .
I dislike d use of fingers .

So what is d best way to lubricate d. Ass ?

instead of lubing de ass lube d dick.

personal favorite (I am assuming you can deepthroat?...if not practice, practice practice!) take him deep in your throat as you can..im talking your eyes are watering deep?

theres a different type of excretion in the throat- it is both more slippery and tends to cling to d dick better than saliva...give him a really sloppy wet deep blowjob, bend over ...and enjoy!

you are welcome!

Hai Dahlink,
I vl trans L8 4 U.
Troat lube iz slicky and best 4 d dik.
Suk d dik til eyes is wet
Make slick dik in d ass of lass
No use of d fingers.
U vel cum dahlink. May b cum times 2.

 

[rbone04]

Hai Dahlink,
I vl trans L8 4 U.
Troat lube iz slicky and best 4 d dik.
Suk d dik til eyes is wet
Make slick dik in d ass of lass
No use of d fingers.
U vel cum dahlink. May b cum times 2.

Epic.

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

I just showed my husband this thread, and he's thinking about joining just for this.

Classic.

so he wan to lube d ass 2?

 

[unregistered]

 

[help_me_Rhonda]

I am home sick; this thread just made my day! I am in tears from laughing so hard!

lubing d ass no lafing mader.

 

[Scrubber]

Maybe d tears b gud lube, do?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Threads like these make the world a better place.

 

[bumlicker]

How about a

good industrial Turkey baster!!!

 

[StrayKat]

Thanks for bumping this, I am rolling here now

 

[amofiga]

Hai Dahlink,
I vl trans L8 4 U.
Troat lube iz slicky and best 4 d dik.
Suk d dik til eyes is wet
Make slick dik in d ass of lass
No use of d fingers.
U vel cum dahlink. May b cum times 2.

O mai...dis m so dam fonny.
Laffig till eyes vater like suk d dik till eyes vet
U so dam fonny
Mite try d olive oil in d turky baster and squrt in d hole

 

[may_I_please]

Best fred evah

 

[littlecordelera]

This place is ruthless...

...but it sure is funny!

 

[littlecordelera]

When in doubt, just wrap it in bacon. That's good life advice.

Tisk, tisk, tisk.

Miles, Miles, Miles.

Must we be subjected to that sort of imagery?

 

[LWulf]

I like to use Vegemite. It gives it a coarse feel and a nice salty twang. Works great when I use my kangie vibe. (We don't have rabbit vibes here, they're kangaroos)

If you want to experience a coarse feel, use the original...

True Grit! (Sand)
The friction is bitchin'.

*horribly plagiarized from another source.

 

[Saucyminx]

I like to use Vegemite. It gives it a coarse feel and a nice salty twang. Works great when I use my kangie vibe. (We don't have rabbit vibes here, they're kangaroos)

And they have that handy pouch for extra batteries. *nods*

 

[Saucyminx]

I see the ever delightful pmann has been in my account posting as me again. *squint*

He was just embarrassed about using Vegemite to lube up the b-hole and that he has an 18 inch kangie vibe with a handy pocket for extra batteries. He is clearly pining for you, and overcompensating on all things Aussie or PMann-pretend Aussie. Sad really, very very sad.