How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

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Another

"Gonna put that WHERE!!!"

"Got any gas money?"

"Have any jumper cables?"

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'm MUCH better now.

What's that awful smell?

Condoms? I NEVER use'm.

 

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Some more

First Date Specials

"Ever had an abortion?"

"Are your nipples pierced?"

"got $200 on you?"

 

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"Is that a tick?

"I have 4 kids"

"I don't need men"

"Last relationship was gay"

 

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Some More

"My STD isn't contagious."

"Did you bring money?"

"I don't speak English."

 

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And again

"Hurry, my husband's home!"

"I have a gun."

"Are you in yet?"

"Your sister was better."

"Yes, it is contagious."

 

[ZanyRaine]

You ever drink blood?

 

[SweetWitch]

Will you inpregnate me?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You want my what?

 

[ZanyRaine]

Daddy's shotgun hates you.

 

[Guest]

My name is scouries.


(If that's been done, sorry - I haven't read the entire thread!)

 

[SweetWitch]

My name is scouries.


(If that's been done, sorry - I haven't read the entire thread!)

Ouch. Damn. You win.

 

[Guest]

Ouch. Damn. You win.

(There's a second place name, as well.)

 

[SweetWitch]

(There's a second place name, as well.)

You may as well use it.

 

[Guest]

You may as well use it.

I'm a scouries alt.

(There - that encompasses many different names.)

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm a scouries alt.

(There - that encompasses many different names.)

Oh, hell. That's even worse!

 

[Guest]

Oh, hell. That's even worse!

I'm a bad girl.

 

[glynndah]

"scouries's my favorite author."

 

[SweetWitch]

You're both warped.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm a bad girl.

No, no. Those four words get the date off to a great start!

 

[Elianna]

I have 100 cats.

You're like my mother.

That's all there is?

 

[glynndah]

I'm a bad girl.

No, no. Those four words get the date off to a great start!

"And my name's scouries."

 

[Guest]

"scouries's my favorite author."

BWAH HA HA HA!!!!

 

[SweetWitch]

"I charge $1000/night"

 

[Elianna]

"I charge $1000/night"

Do you take plastic?