How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

[Aurora Black]

Wanna split that cheesecake?

 

[glynndah]

It's my denture collection.

 

[Aurora Black]

Wanna meet my python?

 

[zeb1094]

Wait! Get my teeth!

 

[glynndah]

Duct tape or hand cuffs?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Wanna split that cheesecake?

*snerk*

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Yeah, my parent's basement...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

When is Lent over?

 

[Guest]

For God's sake, hide!

 

[kromen]

My Depends are leaking.

My colostomy bag busted.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

I have a disease

 

[MissBri]

 

[Aurora Black]

Bush is a genius.

 

[Guest]

Bush is a genius.

I live at home.

Condoms? Who needs condons?

You're prettier than sheep.

Wanna hunt with Cheney?

Go ahead. Touch it.

 

[Aurora Black]

Tears are for pussies.

 

[glynndah]

What's wrong with necrophilia?

 

[glynndah]

Next, skin your raccoon.

 

[Aurora Black]

Human sacrifice? Rock on!

 

[glynndah]

Two tickets to Mime-o-Mania.

 

[arienette]

Bush is a genius.

I love you.

 

[Guest]

I post on General. ^.^

 

[kromen]

Did anyone follow you?

 

[AsylumSeeker]

Really, it's not loaded!

 

[danielx3]

Does granny suck cock?

 

[Aurora Black]

I love you.

*gazes at AV* I love you too, Diana. Erm, I mean Ari.

 

[Aurora Black]

(In Bed)

Can the dog join?