How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[heathergives]

It’s pretty sad when you have to pity bump your own thread with an emoji.

Ain't it a shame, Sis?

 

[Kantarii]

Ain't it a shame, Sis?

Yeah,at least throw a comment or a thought out there to talk about. I mean, should I respond with an emoji as well.

Well....*

 

[Tryharder62]

Really interesting sermon today on whether there are really Angels and Demons? So what do you think? My husband said he knows because of me. However, he will not elaborate as to whether I am angel like or demon like.

At least it keeps a person from talking to themselves. Why yes, that sounds like a good sermon. I believe there are angels and demons but I don't tend to worry about it.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

At least it keeps a person from talking to themselves. Why yes, that sounds like a good sermon. I believe there are angels and demons but I don't tend to worry about it.

Angels and demons do exist. That is a fact.

 

[phrodeau]

Angels and demons do exist. That is a fact.

Really? Then you can tell us how many teeth they have. I’ve always wanted to know.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Angels and demons do exist. That is a fact.

Can you introduce me to one? The demons are better in bed, right?

 

[yourselfies]

A demon in bed is some sex that is sexy. Til it isn't. The demon in bed is a demon after all. They are spirits, not people or dragons or hounds. They inhibit people and animals and things for a time and move on. We all have our demons who pass through. You are no better.

 

[phrodeau]

A demon in bed is some sex that is sexy. Til it isn't. The demon in bed is a demon after all. They are spirits, not people or dragons or hounds. They inhibit people and animals and things for a time and move on. We all have our demons who pass through. You are no better.

No, we don’t. That’s a cop out, and “the Devil made me do it” won’t keep you out of jail.

 

[yourselfies]

Its a Cop Out to suggest that you in your life don't have moments where you are possessed beyond any normal control. Maybe you've orgasmed that way
or cheered on a sports team. Whatever. There are moments that are driven in our lives, maybe only as a flash, that are of spiritual possession. You seem to think that a switch is flipped and some one goes full satan beast?

 

[RocketLauncher]

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[xfrodobagginsx]

Really? Then you can tell us how many teeth they have. I’ve always wanted to know.

I don't know, but I have seen many demons. I didn't take the time to count their teeth.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I don't know, but I have seen many demons. I didn't take the time to count their teeth.

Too busy sucking on their tits. I gotchu.

 

[phrodeau]

Its a Cop Out to suggest that you in your life don't have moments where you are possessed beyond any normal control. Maybe you've orgasmed that way
or cheered on a sports team. Whatever. There are moments that are driven in our lives, maybe only as a flash, that are of spiritual possession. You seem to think that a switch is flipped and some one goes full satan beast?

You're the one wanting to blame some unreal fartbubble for your own failings.

 

[yourselfies]

You're the one wanting to blame some unreal fartbubble for your own failings.

Not in the least, sir. You act as though there is a way to score the beats of ones life as compared to some ethereal baseline. Certain spirits possess me in odd ways from time to time. That is all. Failings as compared to what? Right and Wrong? Who are you? Cotton Mather?

 

[phrodeau]

Not in the least, sir. You act as though there is a way to score the beats of ones life as compared to some ethereal baseline. Certain spirits possess me in odd ways from time to time. That is all. Failings as compared to what? Right and Wrong? Who are you? Cotton Mather?

I beg your pardon, you who are without sin.

 

[yourselfies]

I beg your pardon, you who are without sin.

Yes. Of Course. Sin. That old non denominational metric. I said nothing about your sin. I simply suggested that demons or spirits inhibit all of us from time to time, have their run of wickedness and move on. I am not without sin. That is clear. I am, in terms of whatever moral score you want to somehow keep for the records, without guilt for whatever shortcomings I might have. You sir, are a sinner too. It makes you no more special than the next .

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Too busy sucking on their tits. I gotchu.

Trust me if you saw one, you wouldn't want to do anything to them. They are viscious, monsters. There are many different types, but they are all very evil.

 

[yourselfies]

Trust me if you saw one, you wouldn't want to do anything to them. They are viscious, monsters. There are many different types, but they are all very evil.

Oh golly no! Most are mischievous. That much cannot be denied. But we assign evil at these spirits. They can be evil. But they are not satanic.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Oh golly no! Most are mischievous. That much cannot be denied. But we assign evil at these spirits. They can be evil. But they are not satanic.

They are 100% satanic and they report to satan. If you talk about the name of Jesus Christ they go nuts and if you command them to go to the pit in the name of Christ, they have to go to hell. If you call down fire from heaven to burn in them in the name of Christ, God will send fire down from heaven and burn them. But this stuff all occurs in the spirit realm, NOT in the physical. I tell you this to say that they are all satanic trust me. I have been dealing with them for years and know a lot of Deliverance Ministers (Exorcists).

 

[phrodeau]

Sure, spirits can make you do things that you wouldn’t normally do, when you drink them.

 

[yourselfies]

They are 100% satanic and they report to satan. If you talk about the name of Jesus Christ they go nuts and if you command them to go to the pit in the name of Christ, they have to go to hell. If you call down fire from heaven to burn in them in the name of Christ, God will send fire down from heaven and burn them. But this stuff all occurs in the spirit realm, NOT in the physical. I tell you this to say that they are all satanic trust me. I have been dealing with them for years and know a lot of Deliverance Ministers (Exorcists).

I'm afraid you have them confused with something else. The demons I deal with are inspirational, if always a bit messy! Most of them aren't even what you'd consider christian. Jesus doesn't bug them at all. The one that helps me with writing hard things is a Hindu I think. Seems like a Hindu.

 

[yourselfies]

They are 100% satanic and they report to satan. If you talk about the name of Jesus Christ they go nuts and if you command them to go to the pit in the name of Christ, they have to go to hell. If you call down fire from heaven to burn in them in the name of Christ, God will send fire down from heaven and burn them. But this stuff all occurs in the spirit realm, NOT in the physical. I tell you this to say that they are all satanic trust me. I have been dealing with them for years and know a lot of Deliverance Ministers (Exorcists).

I'm afraid you have them confused with something else. The demons I deal with are inspirational, if always a bit messy! Most of them aren't even what you'd consider christian. Jesus doesn't bug them at all. The one that helps me with writing hard things is a Hindu I think. Seems like a Hindu.

Have a nice day.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

I'm afraid you have them confused with something else. The demons I deal with are inspirational, if always a bit messy! Most of them aren't even what you'd consider christian. Jesus doesn't bug them at all. The one that helps me with writing hard things is a Hindu I think. Seems like a Hindu.

Rebuke them to leave in the name of Christ and they will turn on a dime and become viscious or they will leave. I have cast literally thousands into the pit of hell and I can assure you that they ALL work for satan, but they have different personalities, just like people do. Talk about Jesus Christ and His blood around them and watch what happens, they will become violent and angry. It's because there is POWER in the name of Christ to defeat them and they are afraid of Christ. Hindu, Islamic, whatever, they are all false.

 

[phrodeau]

Rebuke them to leave in the name of Christ and they will turn on a dime and become viscious or they will leave. I have cast literally thousands into the pit of hell and I can assure you that they ALL work for satan, but they have different personalities, just like people do. Talk about Jesus Christ and His blood around them and watch what happens, they will become violent and angry. It's because there is POWER in the name of Christ to defeat them and they are afraid of Christ. Hindu, Islamic, whatever, they are all false.

OK, so Jesus defeats demons, then what? Can they then become Christian demons, so that they can go to Heaven? What horrible punishment do demons fear, and what makes Jesus such a bully? Aren’t Hindu and Islamic demons created by God in the first place?

 

[Kantarii]

In the words of Slayer: “Before you see the light, you must die.”

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