How to get pmann to follow through...

[blulilacgrl]

I don’t know what to do. All day I have been subjected to lewd and unsolicited pm’s, featuring pmann’s ginormous 12” cock. (Ladies, those of you who have seen it can agree, it is definitely the size of a baby’s arm ) He woos me with sweet words and promises of candle light dinner and flowers. Over and over again he begs for me to let him have my ass. Finally after pm after pm and pic after pic, I talk to my husband and he (after seeing the pics) realizes that I just can’t say no! I mean really! This opportunity will probably only come along once in a lifetime right?

So I give in… I admit… I am weak. Pmann’s charms are irresistible. Well those and his amazing cock. Really you need to go check out his pic thread. Phew… it is HOT!!

But now pmann is reluctant to go through with it? WTF? What do I do now? Has this happened to anyone else? How do I get pmann to follow through on his promise to show me the wonders and beauty of anal sex?

I even went online to figure out if there was anything I needed to do in preparation. Does anybody have anything that I can use as lube, you know something that’s just lying around the house so that I don’t have to actually go to the store? Also they mentioned something about a plug? Again any ideas on a homemade item that I could make? I really don’t want to have to leave the house.

I can’t believe that I am the only one he has teased up only to cruelly cast aside? I feel so cheated and bereft.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I get those PMs too, and like you finally relented and now I've not heard from him over 25 minutes! Did I take too long to accept his offer? Did I somehow upset him? Why is he giving me the cold shoulder like this?!?!?!

PMANN!!!!! COME BACK!!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

This is rubbish. Unsolicited PMs my arse. All of you practically beg for it.

And don't act like I don't follow through. I am a man of many talents. Just today I had one girl up on the table, I was fingering one sitting on the counter and toeing a girl down on the floor. I follow through. This thread is bollocks.

And NippleMuncher... You know you're my one and only.

 

[blulilacgrl]

This is rubbish. Unsolicited PMs my arse. All of you practically beg for it.

And don't act like I don't follow through. I am a man of many talents. Just today I had one girl up on the table, I was fingering one sitting on the counter and toeing a girl down on the floor. I follow through. This thread is bollocks.

And NippleMuncher... You know you're my one and only.

You two timing bastard!! This is why you left me? For Nipple Muncher? You've been sending texts and pm's to both of us at the same time!

Who else have you been pmming? Huh? Who else are you trying to lure into your depraved little world of...of... unleashed kink and sexual perversion! Your den of iniquity!

That's it! I don't even want you any more! Nipple Muncher can have you!

And good riddance!

 

[Christopher2012]

I had him before both of you.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I had him before both of you.

SON OF A BITCH!!!

 

[silverwhisper]

best. thread. evar!!!!



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[NippleMuncher]

I had him before both of you.

 

[Adre]

It was nine inches, max. And like a pencil.

 

[Christopher2012]

And the truth is.... pmann can seduce any man for sex.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It was nine inches, max. And like a pencil.

9" wide maybe. You see, I bought those big dick pills when I was young. They promised to make you wider and longer. And they did. I got much longer. And wider. But the problem with the wider part was that it just got wider, not bigger around. So now it looks like a beaver tail or a canoe paddle. Longer and wider is not always better. But I still know how to work it and I never disappoint the ladies.

And for the record, while Pmann may seduce anyone he wants, Pmann is only into beautiful women. Or well groomed goats. Kidding about the goats. Just beautiful women.

 

[NippleMuncher]

And for the record, while Pmann may seduce anyone he wants, Pmann is only into beautiful women. Or well groomed goats. Kidding about the goats. Just beautiful women.

You mean you were just stringing me along all this time? You bastard! I even told you I'd wear that goat costume for you!

 

[blulilacgrl]

You mean you were just stringing me along all this time? You bastard! I even told you I'd wear that goat costume for you!

Oh my God!! He talked you into the goat costume!! He said he had it specially made for me!

 

[Sticky_At_The_Y]

One can only hope to be teased by this pmann. I can't even get him to notice me.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Yes. Pmann is one of a kind. Broke my heart. Very much the ladies man. Good luck in catching him.

 

[Sticky_At_The_Y]

Hmmm....maybe if I stick my hair up he would like me better?

 

[mike2010fc]

.....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes. Pmann is one of a kind. Broke my heart. Very much the ladies man. Good luck in catching him.

Broke your heart did I? I recall someone in a labcoat trying to run naughty experiments on me.

Mike... You better have an impressive member! And you have to open with a cock pic or girl's aren't interested.

 

[HappyAlone]

Mike... You better have an impressive member! And you have to open with a cock pic or girl's aren't interested.

so you're the reason i keep getting spammed with cock pics! QUIT PUTTIN THAT THOUGHT IN THEIR HEAD!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

so you're the reason i keep getting spammed with cock pics! QUIT PUTTIN THAT THOUGHT IN THEIR HEAD!!!

Hahahaha. My plan is that I tell every guy that sending a cock pic works. So all these guys send cock pics and the girls get annoyed. Then, all I have to do is send a remotely normal PM and I'm in. Brilliant really.

 

[Eilan]

Hahahaha. My plan is that I tell every guy that sending a cock pic works. So all these guys send cock pics and the girls get annoyed. Then, all I have to do is send a remotely normal PM and I'm in. Brilliant really.

Indeed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Indeed.

And there is Eilan with her sexy ass avatar and judgy pants, and no contact information. What a tease.

 

[HappyAlone]

Hahahaha. My plan is that I tell every guy that sending a cock pic works. So all these guys send cock pics and the girls get annoyed. Then, all I have to do is send a remotely normal PM and I'm in. Brilliant really.

epic WIN!

 

[Eilan]

And there is Eilan with her sexy ass avatar and judgy pants, and no contact information. What a tease.

I have avs turned off. I had to check out my profile to see what av I'm using these days.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have avs turned off. I had to check out my profile to see what av I'm using these days.

Yours is the only avatar I've ever downloaded.

You are such a tease.