How Thin Do You Smell?

[EnglishMuffin]

Men prefer fat chicks.

no they fucken don't.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That's because I've never had so many suitors as since I put on a lot of weight. Men prefer fat chicks.

they just need a little more to hold onto.
or something more to spank.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

no they fucken don't.

The type of men I like, do.

 

[Kassiana]

1. My husband likes my size.
2. If I used it, it might mean I'm trying to get other men interested in me. I'd prefer not to give that impression.

 

[shereads]

That's because I've never had so many suitors as since I put on a lot of weight. Men prefer fat chicks.

Actually, they prefer a certain waist-to-hip ratio that has nothing to do with the chick's weight or size. (See "Brains in Love" thread.) Maybe you added just enough hip to achieve the preferred shape.

If I were the marketing director at Godiva Chocolates, I'd blanket the world with that study between now and valentine's day.

Meanwhile... Thanks, Scientists, for announcing this after women invented rice cakes, Tab, and bulemia. Particularly grateful for the late-breaking news would have been the women who used to get a rib removed to achieve the Scarlett O'Hara 17-inch waist. You can't do that with a corsette and Jenny Craig.

I want chocolate. I think I'll go get some.

 

[Guest]

i never smell thinner than i do when i rub myself down with a good ol' fashion whopper from BK...

right.
well, what was this thread about? oh yeah, sher was going to send me some godiva...thats right. how could i forget?~

 

[shereads]

i never smell thinner than i do when i rub myself down with a good ol' fashion whopper from BK...

right.
well, what was this thread about? oh yeah, sher was going to send me some godiva...thats right. how could i forget?~

Dream on, stinky burger girl.

 

[carsonshepherd]

i never smell thinner than i do when i rub myself down with a good ol' fashion whopper from BK...

right.
well, what was this thread about? oh yeah, sher was going to send me some godiva...thats right. how could i forget?~

If you were trying to turn me on it worked...

 

[DrFreud]

Must be a forum full of confident and/or thin women. Not one has asked for the name of the perfume that makes men think we're thinner. It's just as well. I can't find that page.

Couldn't resist googling it up:

"An earlier Hirsch study presented in 2003 at the annual meeting of the Association for Chemoreception Sciences showed that a woman wearing a spicy floral perfume (such as the patchouli—, amber—, and jasmine—laced Paul Smith London for Women) appears 12 pounds lighter-at least to men. It will come as no surprise that women are not so easily fooled. Accustomed to scrutinizing themselves in front of the mirror and on a scale, they're generally able to guess someone's weight correctly regardless of the scent she's wearing."

I would have wished for a date in return but I'm afraid the women that will be grateful are the ones with the extra-pounds

Ah well...

 

[shereads]

Couldn't resist googling it up:

"An earlier Hirsch study presented in 2003 at the annual meeting of the Association for Chemoreception Sciences showed that a woman wearing a spicy floral perfume (such as the patchouli—, amber—, and jasmine—laced Paul Smith London for Women) appears 12 pounds lighter-at least to men. It will come as no surprise that women are not so easily fooled. Accustomed to scrutinizing themselves in front of the mirror and on a scale, they're generally able to guess someone's weight correctly regardless of the scent she's wearing."

I would have wished for a date in return but I'm afraid the women that will be grateful are the ones with the extra-pounds

Ah well...

"You had me at 'Hello.'" ~ Rene Zellwegger in "Jerry McGuire"



"You lost us with that last bit." ~ Women. Rene Zellwegger included.

 

[DrFreud]

"You had me at 'Hello.'" ~ Rene Zellwegger in "Jerry McGuire"



"You lost us with that last bit." ~ Women. Rene Zellwegger included.

Ah hi there Shereads. Nice quotes
You'll have to excuse me for not being clear, i've never posted to this board before...

Was just being cynic that that the women who'd grateful to me for that information are the ones I wouldn't be attracted to

Nice thread btw.

 

[shereads]

Ah hi there Shereads. Nice quotes
You'll have to excuse me for not being clear, i've never posted to this board before...

Was just being cynic that that the women who'd grateful to me for that information are the ones I wouldn't be attracted to

Nice thread btw.

If I was remiss in failing to welcome you to the Authors Hangout, it wasn't because Renee Zellwegger battles what's been called a weight problem. It was because there are so many people here lately posting in disguise, it's like welcoming someone new to a masked ball. Sometimes I wonder if we're not all the same person.

Welcome, DrFreud. You'll find no shortage of psychiatric patients for your research. Meanwhile, help yourself to the buffet. There's cheese dip, fruit punch, Everclear grain alcohol and a bowl of Tylenol capsules posing as Oxycontin.

 

[SensualCealy]

Does this mean I have to toss out my NEW creme brulee perfume? I just bought it in Novembe from Bath and Body works !
Cries uncontrollably!
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