How posters "sound"

[Phelia]

You all sound the same to me. Men and women, even. I can pick up on different styles, of course, but all I "hear" is words words wordsy words words in my nondescript in-head reading voice.

Sometimes I read the British posters with an accent, especially when they type something so devastatingly and awesomely English-sounding that I can't manage not to.

Even if I know what your voice sounds like, I can't seem to weave it into reading posts. I'm not very aural-minded - I have a hard time remembering the melody of a song unless it's really simple or I hear it many times over.

Do you read posts in imagined voices? What do I sound like?

 

[neci]

the computer voice in my head.

 

[lovetoread]

I have a different voice for each poster. If I have spoken to you in real life thats how I "hear" you on the board.

Phelia's voice is like smooth honey.

 

[Phelia]

the computer voice in my head.

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I have a different voice for each poster. If I have spoken to you in real life thats how I "hear" you on the board.

Phelia's voice is like smooth honey.

Awesome! I wish I could do that. Would spice the place up, I bet. Is it weird if you talk to someone and they sound completely different from how you'd been "hearing" them?

LTR sounds like sugared violets and mint juleps and when she says "bless your heart," she means business.

My head-accent for Sean is all screwed up. I used to think he was from London, but then I find out he's a manc! That confuses everything. I should punish him by giving him a nasal American accent in my head. Maybe Texan.

 

[neci]

it's official. i will now read sean with the biggest twang ever. we're talking redneck, trucking school, shit kicker bar twang. to me LTR sounds fancy. like a lady.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I have a different voice for each poster. If I have spoken to you in real life thats how I "hear" you on the board.

Phelia's voice is like smooth honey.

I do that too.

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, everyone has a voice. And a face, even if I've never seen it. My brain creates these faces/voices based on the usernames and what I've read about them.

LTR sounds like Jennifer Tilly.

Joeybagofdonuts sounds like Sam Elliott.

 

[richard_daily]

Phelia's voice is like smooth honey.

It's true.

 

[trysail]

...What do I sound like?

Oh, Canada, we stand on guard for thee!

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[bg23]

It's so obvious to me that Phelia is just looking for an excuse to phonebang everyone. What a phoneslut.

/phoneslutshames

 

[Laurel]

Neci sounds like Natasha Lyonne.

Phelia sounds like Meg Ryan.

JBJ sounds like Wilford Brimley.

BG sounds like Greta Gerwig.

 

[Wings]

JBJ does sound like Wilfred.


I've spoken to many Litsters on the phone so I do hear their voice when I read their posts otherwise most just have no sound. Just words.


Unless you all sound like me. Maybe that's it. You poor, fucked up souls.

 

[richard_daily]

It's so obvious to me that Phelia is just looking for an excuse to phonebang everyone. What a phoneslut.

/phoneslutshames

Phoneslutshaming is not acceptable...

It's also hard to say 10 times fast.

 

[Laurel]

Wings sounds like Tina Fey

 

[bg23]

Phoneslutshaming is not acceptable...

It's also hard to say 10 times fast.

honestly, sounding the way she does is just asking to get phone-raped.

if she didn't want to get phone-raped maybe she shouldn't sound so provocative and use such tiny cellphones.





i may have an agenda here.

 

[bg23]

laurel sounds like dido

 

[neci]

laurel has a french kitteh purr in the back of her throat.

 

[CandiCame]

When I read people I don't like, I give them ridiculous voices.

 

[neci]

trysail has always been nasal in my head.

 

[Laurel]

Richard Daily sounds like the guy who did the morning traffic reports on 91X long ago.

 

[Laurel]

When I read people I don't like, I give them ridiculous voices.

Yes! Dumbly named alts always have clown voices, with an oboe accompaniment.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I think it'd be cool if the Lit women posted what they sound like in the throes of passion.

 

[lovetoread]

Yes! Dumbly named alts always have clown voices, with an oboe accompaniment.

I hear those alts like the adults talk on Charlie Brown.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I hear those alts like the adults talk on Charlie Brown.

Get out of my head!

 

[MonaLittle]

I imagine each of you with different voices.

The ones I have talked to on the phone, well, I hear that voice.

I imagine Wings and Neci with deep, throaty, sexy voices.