How NOT to Get Lit Laid- A Parody Thread
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Ratchetman1982
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In your introduction message, be sure to let them know that you have masturbated to their profile picture...even if it's not a real picture
barefootgirl69
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Or in the forum. I still have nightmares.
MindYaBitness
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I said I was sorry!
lavendersilk
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Send a video of you ejaculating all over yourself and then keep asking if that made you excited. Don't give up, keep asking! They are probably just busy masturbating and haven't had a chance to reply!
Mrtenant
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But then sent another one later that same day. Okay. I got a sense of humor.
HopefulRetirement
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Definitely going to try it
Ratchetman1982
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Really, just do anything I would do
Hornymwtxn
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You should see my eel.
Mrtenant
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Not into tadpoles bruh, thanx tho
Hornymwtxn
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Guilty as charged and discharged
Apisto42
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It’s better than listening to your outbox.Ehhhh... you do know, of course, all these have been tried- right?
I post whack shit and people send me pretty whack shit too as a consequence. Unbelievable. The stories my inbox can tell.
Amiright or amiright?
OldSoldier96
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TomTeacher19
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Make a post in a thread begging for PMs because you are so horny and then be sure to respond to those PMs by berating and attacking the people sending them because they didn't read in your profile that you hate when people send PMs to you.
LilKitKat
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Make a new account
Dont add any picture or info to your profile
Find a female on one of the threads that appeals to you
Send a pm that doesnt introduce yourself or offer any sort of compliments, just simply says:
"I am horny AF and wondered if you would help me cum"
Dont add any picture or info to your profile
Find a female on one of the threads that appeals to you
Send a pm that doesnt introduce yourself or offer any sort of compliments, just simply says:
"I am horny AF and wondered if you would help me cum"
barefootgirl69
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I'm starting to think the guys are posting funny/parody stuff, and the ladies are posting things that give us the ick and guarantee some people around here won't be having fun.
LilKitKat
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the ones Ive posted are both maybe?I'm starting to think the guys are posting funny/parody stuff, and the ladies are posting things that give us the ick and guarantee some people around here won't be having fun.
As in...actually has happened to me one or more times and the results have been...well...just think of crickets and the Sahara desert.
Ratchetman1982
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Ick equals interest, right? Get your inbox ready for me. I've got some great tips to try
JustAnotherFlower
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"Who wants sloppy fourths?! None of the previous guys this afternoon managed to make me cum..."
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