How much would it cost to get a cock sewn on? I'd do anything for Lav.

[Starfish]

No that isn't that Meatloaf song "Anything for love" but rather....

"Lav".

She wants my man cock.

 

[Moridin187]

Where are you gonna find a donor?

I, for one, am NOT going to part with MY dick.

 

[Starfish]

They can grow these things now.

I will just have them splice some of my DNA with that of my Brother's and have them grow me a dick.

Wait. Nevermind. *eeeewww*

 

[Wizard]

Dick maded in a dish...............lol.......Dick in a dish............

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

I am seeing a pattern here........






Repeatedly. I like that. It has a ring.

 

[heterotic]

Aw, come on, people. Complete SRS is only ~20K. Pocket change, I do it every other weekend...

 

[Guest]

Starfish, I'll lend you mine for a night. I think you'd know what to do with it....

 

[Starfish]

Starfish, I'll lend you mine for a night. I think you'd know what to do with it....

Hey, Do you like your cheese white or yellow? I am strictly a white cheese eater, but that is not because of preference.

Anyway, I love Cheese. I love to dip the cock I am teasing in cheese sauce before I savor it. LOL.

I am going out on a limb here, but please tell me that all people in SE Wisconsin are related to cheese making in some way or another. Are you? Don't tell me that you are an accountant. Tell me you are an accountant for a cheese making company. Or, not that you are a doctor, but that you are a cheese doctor, or an energy manufacturor for the entent of cheese making, or you're an cheese deliverer, or a cheese specialist. If you work at a service station, you could tell me that you are the guy that gives directions to the out of towners when they need to get to the stores that sell the cheese.


God Bless Wisconsin. Dieu bénissent le fromage!!!!

Freely slather me in your cheese.



Okay, so if I had a dick, do you think I would be this excited about cheese? I doubt it, so that settles it.

I am not getting a dick sewn on to fuck lavender with.

I will pro-tongue it with her all the way.

 

[Guest]

cheese, pleeeeaseeee

I've dipped my cock in cheese after reading your reply.....anything for a lovely lady!!

You can see what I do on my profile, my little Starfish. Ido live close to two cheese factories though. Both are in little bumblefuck towns of less than 500 people - good cheese though! I actually got lost in one when I was 7 or 8 going to use the restroom. They sent me back through a maze of catwalks and crap - felt like the end of the first terminator movie with that 100 year old metal staris and such - walking past giant vats of cheese, I kept thinking why they would let a little kid who has to pee walk past all this food unsupervised...... oh well, that was the 70's for you.

I can also lent you my tounge if you'd like - two are better than one!!

 

[Guest]

And now I'm eating cheese just for you, Starfish!! I'ts the best thing to eat next to pussy, you know. And you DO know. BTW, HOT picture of you!!!

 

[Starfish]

This can't be good for my mental health. Oh wait. You'd know best.

 

[Guest]

Damn straigt, baby!!