How much is it to take out a hit on a dog?

[Sillyman]

I hate that fucking animal. She just walked in here, looked at me, threw up on the floor and walked out again. Argh.

 

[pointless]

i'll do it for twenty bucks as long as i don't like the dog.

 

[lobito]

*waits for the animal rights people to arrive*

 

[Sillyman]

i'll do it for twenty bucks as long as i don't like the dog.

Spend a few minutes with her. She's easy to hate.

 

[someplace]

Seeing this thread title made me laugh -- and I have a headache. Please don't do that anymore, mkay????

 

[HeavyStick]

Anti-freeze is about $3.50.

 

[flawed_ethics]

Reminds me of that one episode of Seinfeld where Elaine hired Kramer and Neuman to 'take out' her neighbor's dog.

Don't do it! The dog will somehow return and pester you beyond belief!

 

[bknight2602]

Seeing this thread title made me laugh -- and I have a headache. Please don't do that anymore, mkay????

*rubs someplaces's head*

 

[Sillyman]

Anti-freeze is about $3.50.

Tried it.

Seriously, none of you could possibly know what it's like living with some bitch hell bent on making your life miserable.

 

[Guest]

Tried it.

Seriously, none of you could possibly know what it's like living with some bitch hell bent on making your life miserable.

*Waits for the deluge.*

 

[lobito]

you think we've never been married?

 

[HeavyStick]

Tried it.

Seriously, none of you could possibly know what it's like living with some bitch hell bent on making your life miserable.

Some of us have ex-GF's.

 

[Coca~Cola]

I so know what you mean.
My next place is going to be completely tile.
Apparently my cat is incapable of puking on tile, it must be carpet.

 

[Blackbich]

Reminds me of that one episode of Seinfeld where Elaine hired Kramer and Neuman to 'take out' her neighbor's dog.

Don't do it! The dog will somehow return and pester you beyond belief!

Ah ha ha ha ha...I was thinking the same thing!

Maybe this is a stupid question but why don't you just get rid of the dog?

 

[Sillyman]

I so know what you mean.
My next place is going to be completely tile.
Apparently my cat is incapable of puking on tile, it must be carpet.

That is the thing. The dog SPECIFICALLY came in here to vomit too. The rest of the house has no carpet, except for this room. Hell, I've seen her scratch frantically at the door to be let inside, run in here, vomit on the carpet, and then whine to be let back out again.

 

[Sillyman]

Maybe this is a stupid question but why don't you just get rid of the dog?

We can't. My psychotic aunt thinks it's the only thing that loves her.

 

[Coca~Cola]

That is the thing. The dog SPECIFICALLY came in here to vomit too. The rest of the house has no carpet, except for this room. Hell, I've seen her scratch frantically at the door to be let inside, run in here, vomit on the carpet, and then whine to be let back out again.

Yes, they do it to Fuck With You
Are you sure your dog is not a cat??

 

[Sillyman]

Yes, they do it to Fuck With You
Are you sure your dog is not a cat??

No, the cat likes to soil my bed. You never see it in time either. You just lay down getting ready for a nice snooze and it's SONOFABITCH all over the goddamned pillow.


Frankly, I'm a rat person.

 

[Coca~Cola]

Really, I'm laughing with you, but it's good to laugh.
I have one cat that gets pissed off and pees anywhere she likes, then I have a blind cat that never misses the kittybox.
go figure...

 

[Sillyman]

Really, I'm laughing with you, but it's good to laugh.
I have one cat that gets pissed off and pees anywhere she likes, then I have a blind cat that never misses the kittybox.
go figure...

We have one that likes to do a protest pee on the stove whenever my sister doesn't change the box. Problem is, you don't usual realize he's done it until you start to cook something and it stinks up the whole house.

 

[fgarvb1]

you think we've never been married?

HEH!

 

[woodgie2]

And when you've finished with Silly's dog you can kill the fucking not-cat that lives where I do.

I HATE THAT DOG. It chewed through 2 modem cables, bit through my rucksack strap and pissed on my bed, ruining the matress.

It bites or pisses on anything else of mine and I'll do the same back.

 

[ozraven]

I hate that fucking animal. She just walked in here, looked at me, threw up on the floor and walked out again. Argh.

Cheap around here, we have a killer cat........freight could be a bitch though

 

[LadyG]

This is just so wrong, in so many ways.

But funny as hell.

I have one year old pup who will pee outside, but runs inside to a paper for a poop. She could be outside for hours, but when it's time for pooping, in she comes. She doesn't pee in the house, hasn't for many months.

The other dog will hold it till she explodes before she would even consider doing anywhere but outside.

And a cat that runs the joint. She's the puker. Usually on the floor by the bed (the side I sleep on of course) Or the stairs where I'm sure to step in it.

**Scratches head - why do I have animals again???**

 

[Lost Cause]

Imagine.....

You're about this high, can't speak our language, and can sense when people hate you.
You feel sick, you want to tell somebody but can't communicate, so you throwup to show you're sick.
All you sense is hostility, and you in turn feel fear, which makes you sick.
I'll you really want is someone that will hold you close, someone you can cuddle into, and feel safe like mom used to do.

I need a buppy.